Welcome! You have entered [Neutral Grounds] at 2:35 am
[ Kidman ]: Try to always stay in character. (Use parentheses for out-of-character chats.)
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Seriously, we can't, Mack.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I don't think you find Carmen
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Carmen comes back to you
[ Kidman ]: Cripes...
[ Chase ]: You haven't heard from your leader for a year, and it's still ok?
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: It's gotta be ok.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Yeah sounds odd
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Not saying people wouldn't be nervous
[ Kidman ]: Don;t have a choice, man.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: a whole year
[ Sarah-Nade ]: But exactly what do you expect us to do?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Its Carmen.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: gotta be some in-fighting
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: I'd be damn nervous
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: power grabs
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: And you know me, I'm like king of nervous
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Maybe
[ Sarah-Nade ]: But that'll play out
[ Sarah-Nade ]: planing that ahead would wreck things
[ Chase ]: I'd guess that about a year in... something would start festering.
[ Chase ]: Right, don't plan ahead, just planting a seed.
[ Kidman ]: We would do as we are doing.
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: He's actually evil, this one.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: You don't have to tell me
[ Kidman ]: I mean, Carmen is missing, for real, and we're switching to the seniors, for real.
[ Kidman ]: We're awesome like that.
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Thanks Kiddo!
[ Sarah-Nade ]: well don't forget the senior crew have worked together for YEARS
[ Kidman ]: loves the creepy parallels
[Neutral Grounds]: DericStorm has entered at 2:39 am
[ Chase ]: Heh
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Yo Deric
[ Kidman ]: Perhaps he speaks of his own fears of ACME infighting?
[ Chase ]: Deric, welcome.
[ Kidman ]: Hey D-Rok
[ DericStorm ]: great googly moogly
[ DericStorm ]: people
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Yeah... but we don't need to go over ACME rumors...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Nah, ACME has enough going on to be fighting
[ Connie_Girl ]: Hey, Deric!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ridgid system we gots
[ Kidman ]: It's just like old tymes
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: We is plotting out the plot.
[ DericStorm ]: ah
[ Kidman ]: Rigid is most prone to breaking?:evil:
[ Chase ]: So to recap, ACME has 14 of VILE's locations cleared -- which includes 3 HQs some safe hourses, and etc. One is Antarctica.
[ Kidman ]: Jade was here. She brought cats.
[ Kidman ]: 14???
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: That part could be ignored.
[ DericStorm ]: big shock there
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: The cats.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Yeah, so ACME is wins... for a little.
[ Chase ]: ACME also doesn't know Carmen's missing from VILE.
[ DericStorm ]: a little?
[ Chase ]: Also, we as a company don't care.
[ DericStorm ]: like the song says "All we do is win win win"
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: But Chase cares? Aheh
[ Chase ]: Don't push it, Vic.
[ Kidman ]: That's common knowledge, Chase.
[ Chase ]: The first post will be from VILE -- they'll do a recap.
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: He changes topics so fast.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: So we ACME can just sit back and react... for once.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ...although come to think of it, that's how most cases start
[ Chase ]: Right.
[ Kidman ]: You guys got to react to the tower!
[ Chase ]: We're not reacting much here.
[ Chase ]: We'll be instigating a lot of your moves.
[ Kidman ]: Because you guys are no fun. No fun at all.
[ DericStorm ]: we reacted to the tower
[ DericStorm ]: that's why we blew it up
[ Chase ]: And took 14 of your bases.
[ Chase ]: You want us to keep going?
[ Kidman ]: The new ACME motto: All your base are belong to us.
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: ahaha no.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I like that motto
[ DericStorm ]: :grin:
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Also, the ACME communicator is going to start moving into a google-glasses-like state for more of heads up display.
[ Chase ]: Not a bad ring to it.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: It'll help us identify VILE in disguise easier...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: and it looks cool.
[ DericStorm ]: very mission impossible
[ Chase ]: I feel really out of touch... because I heard about those glasses when a friend brought it home from the Milan fashion week.
[Neutral Grounds]: Scarlet has entered at 2:47 am
[ Chase ]: Lame of me, I now.
[ Chase ]: *know
[ Chase ]: Doctor Sophie.
[ Connie_Girl ]: Hello, Dr. Conrad
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Hey Doc!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Hey doc love!
[ DericStorm ]: what's shakin Pippi
[ Scarlet ]: Hello, everybody. It's nice to see all of you again. :)
[ Kidman ]: Do they actually work?
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Same here, ah?
[ Kidman ]: Hi!
[ Chase ]: I think they work... on models... leggy runway models.
[ Chase ]: Forget I said that.
[ Chase ]: *()
[ Scarlet ]: How could we ever, now.
[ DericStorm ]: i have "Legs" by ZZ Top playing in my head right now
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Dug a grave, Gray, can't try cover it now.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: So anyway, the new communicator should work on all agents. Leggy or not.
[ DericStorm ]: Thanks Chase
[ Chase ]: Heh
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Don;'t break them though.
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Should someone recap doc on the story?
[ Kidman ]: Will you be undressing us with your eyes??
[ Chase ]: I already summed it up for her.
[ Scarlet ]: Yes, please do.
[ Chase ]: A little.
[ Scarlet ]: You did?
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: We VILE people are going to start the story, ah? You ACMEs already took 14 of our bases.
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: And Carmen's no where in sight.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Don't think we would want to undress most VILE agents with our eyes.
[ Chase ]: And we work from there.
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Dan, why "most"?
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: What? I ain't good enough to undress?
[ Scarlet ]: How many bases does VILE have in all?
[ DericStorm ]: he's talking Patty
[ Scarlet ]: Where will the rest of VILE be, while the kingdom is in seige?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Please erase that thought from my... oh god, now it won't go away.
[ Chase ]: I'm guessing VILE has hundreds.
[ Scarlet ]: *pats Daniel* It'll be all right.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: *(that was for Vic's comment)
[ Chase ]: *Hits Dan's erase flash memory option*
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: blinks
[ Kidman ]: lulz
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: All your base are belong to use, good motto...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: *us
[ Chase ]: Heh
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Dang! That works!
[ Scarlet ]: Where will the rest of VILE be?
[ DericStorm ]: :rolleyes:
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Scattered in safe places, Ma'am
[ Kidman ]: Hiding in ACME, of course. Trust no one.
[ Scarlet ]: But scattered.
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: We'll open with a meeting of all the VILEs we can gather.
[ Scarlet ]: Hm, did you send out the owls?
[ Chase ]: We talked about them keeping their communications network up.
[ Scarlet ]: (I hear pigeons are passe.)
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Ravens!
[ Scarlet ]: Ah, so they are still in communication with each other, only scattered.
[ Kidman ]: Monkeys
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Or parrots
[ DericStorm ]: Ravens??? (Winter is Coming!!!)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Flying monkeys
[ Kidman ]: Flying monkeys
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (fly my pretties!)
[ Chase ]: ...
[ Kidman ]: !
[ Chase ]: I don't know what just transpired here...
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: ahaha
[ Kidman ]: Got to keep up, Chase. Thi is cutting edge
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Kidman, stop hacking into my brain. It's bad for you.
[ Kidman ]: Awwww....
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Joe and Kidman are going to write a little something about how they expected Carmen to be back, but instead, Patty showed up.
[ Kidman ]: We are? Neat!
[ Scarlet ]: Yes, I like that Patty showed up instead of Carmen.
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Patts tell them the first ACME attack wave just hit, so then they evac Antarctica.
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: This has to be written in memory format... recalling it, not written completely out.
[ Scarlet ]: Do let Mr. Kerr keep his cat.
[ Chase ]: I repeat, ACME will be attacking in waves.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Sounds good
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: What will Patty be wearing?
[ Chase ]: Not unlike the Alien movies.
[ Kidman ]: DOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: And Kid here is the Doomsayer
[ Kidman ]: Been say'n doom since before the tower got git.
[ Chase ]: The subtext will be some instability within VILE... maybe powergrabs, like Dan suggested.
[ Kidman ]: Er...
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Subtext? Ain't the subtext what the VILE girls are wearing?
[ Chase ]: What?
[ Scarlet ]: Daniel, a pink trenchcoat?
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: Wha?
[ Kidman ]: Stop projecting, Chase.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I think I said something about power grabs,
[ Chase ]: How did this get pinned on me?
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: You're tacky, tacky things get pinned on.
[ Chase ]: ... right.
[ Chase ]: That made no sense.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Sort of made sense.
[ Kidman ]: Because here at VILE, we are family.
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: So while we worry on our end about VILE's survival, ACME doesn't care one bit about us..... but CHASE does!
[ Chase ]: What?
[ Vic-the-Slick ]: You said it.
[ Chase ]: I didn't say exactly that.
[ Kidman ]: Father cannot help it.