Welcome! You have entered [Neutral Grounds] at 9:59 pm
[ Kidman ]: -- Welcome! Please stay in character while in chat, (use parenthesis for Out Of Character messages). Also remember, this is the Internet, DO NOT give out personal information.
[ DericStorm ]: that is soooo creepy
[ Joe_Kerr ]: looks at poster again and ponders eulogy for Kidman
[ Kidman ]: This one creeps you out, but the one of you as a chick you like?
[ Kidman ]: http://www.theseventhstarprojects.com/storm.jpg
[ DericStorm ]: they all creep me out
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Kidman do you have a death wish?
[ Kidman ]: He already killed me once, so now I'm immune.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: :weird:
[ DericStorm ]: *mutters* I should have hit her harder
[ Kidman ]: Right, Chan?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: That's right, isn't it...
[ Kidman ]: Good times.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: "Killed" might be exaggerating just a bit
[ Kidman ]: Chan bought me a coffin and everything.
[ Kidman ]: it's still over there.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: That is true...
[ Kidman ]: points.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: .me wonders if Deric is losing his touch
[ Joe_Kerr ]: wonder is Deric is losing his touch
[ Joe_Kerr ]: (sorry for the error)
[ Kidman ]: If only I had been wearing my Carmen hats!
[ DericStorm ]: wishes he could bring his handguns in here
[ Kidman ]: I came back as a zombie and tried to eat Euges brain.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: wonders if we should prank Chase by putting a Chase mannequin in the coffin
[ Kidman ]: But he said he had parasites.
[ Kidman ]: can't read Kerr's mind.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Deric, DON"T even go there....
[ Kidman ]: Where did he go?
[ Joe_Kerr ]: *face palm* not what I meant
[ DericStorm ]: he's off doing some breathing exercieses Ivy told him about
[ Kidman ]: He says in the third person.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I just might be able to bribe the doorman who checks for guns...
[ Kidman ]: Problem exists. VILE = think of plan. ACME = blow it up.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Chan, you joined ACME yet?
[ Kidman ]: Chan = have servants blow it up.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Yes, Mr Kerr, I have joined ACME
[ Kidman ]: His servants joined for him.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Too bad
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: raises an eyebrow
[ Kidman ]: has servant raise his eyebrow.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: ....
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Just to put your mind at rest, Kidman, I feed myself.
[ DericStorm ]: you're obsessed with Bran's wealth, aren't you Kidman?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: The servants don't do that....
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Do your servants have servants Chan?
[ Kidman ]: It's too fantastic not to poke fun at, man!
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: No, they don't.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Well... Not that I know of.
[ Kidman ]: wonders if she should get her 'rich person' costume out again.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Most of my servants are individuals who were caught breaking into my house...
[ Kidman ]: So...slaves?
[ Joe_Kerr ]: walks over to admire the casket
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: No.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I pay them well
[ Kidman ]: (Kerr, you get this? http://www.theseventhstarprojects.com/richpeople.htm)
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Just ask Vladimir, my pilot.
[ Kidman ]: So let me get this straight; people break into your house and never leave.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Something like that...
[ Kidman ]: Because you pay them not to leave?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I give them a choice...
[ Kidman ]: That being...?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: A secret
[ Joe_Kerr ]: your house wouldn't be The Hotel California would it?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: chuckles
[ Joe_Kerr ]: (thx Anie)
[ Kidman ]: (Chase wants to post it)
[ DericStorm ]: the clown beat me to the punch
[ Joe_Kerr ]: (Chailend has good taste)
[ Kidman ]: You are some kind of creepy, Chan.
[ DericStorm ]: pot meet kettle
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Should we set up Bran and Contessa on a date?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Thank you, Kidman
[ Kidman ]: Dude, not even close.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Oh great...
[ Kidman ]: Seriously, right?
[ Kidman ]: Oh my god.
[ Kidman ]: Okay, follow me on this;
[ Kidman ]: Contessa likes hunting things
[ Kidman ]: I told her about Zaroff. Everyone here know who Zaroff is?
[ Joe_Kerr ]: mo
[ Joe_Kerr ]: *no
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: (Oh. Before you post the chat, could I fix my spelling mistakes?)
[ Kidman ]: He's a rich Cossak with an island.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: (:p)
[ Kidman ]: (If you like.;-))
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: (Mainly "Contimplating"...)
[ Kidman ]: He has it set up so that boats crash on it.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: go on Kidman
[ Kidman ]: Then he hunts the survivors for fun.
[ Kidman ]: So Contessa is all over that.
[ Kidman ]: And Chan says the other night "An island. That's a good idea" all creepy like.
[ Kidman ]: And he has these people break in his house that he keeps.
[ Kidman ]: Or else.
[ Kidman ]: So Contessa and Chan can get a Zaroff island and hunt the people that won't work for Chan!
[ Kidman ]: It's perfect!
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Yeah...
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Perfect.
[ Kidman ]: You guys have to meet.
[ Kidman ]: Contessa is wicked fun.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: We did. She wanted my sports car.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: :evil:
[ Kidman ]: She wanted to look at your car.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Which one?
[ Kidman ]: She wants to hunt your servants.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: The lamborghini
[ Kidman ]: Why don't you show Kerr your car.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I don't think that would be wise.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Nah. I got a sweet Cayman that I'm happy with
[ Kidman ]: He's not the sort of guy to steal expensive cars, right?
[ Joe_Kerr ]: :p
[ DericStorm ]: you do know Chase will hurt you for that, Joe?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Who knows... Chase might hunt you for that.
[ Kidman ]: Actually, I do believe Master might spank you for that.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Excuse me, I think I hear the doorbell
[ Joe_Kerr ]: goes to answer the door and sign for the popcorn delivery
[ Kidman ]: So yes, Contessa is great fun, especially for creeping out the ACMEs.
[ Kidman ]: Like this mirror they can see themselves in and be all uncomfortable about their own violent ways.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Are we violent?
[Neutral Grounds]: Joe_Kerr has left at 10:33 pm
[ Kidman ]: Awwww....
[ Kidman ]: So if they don't work for you, do you turn them into zombies?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Secret, Kidman
[ Kidman ]: Do you feed them to your snakes?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Secret
[ Kidman ]: Do you eat them?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: A secret
[ Kidman ]: Do you have snake zombies eat them?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Hmmm..... Secret
[ Kidman ]: Do you release the hounds?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Let me think... It's a secret
[ Kidman ]: Do you turn them over to the cops?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: If I told you the secret, it wouldn't be a secret
[ Kidman ]: If you aren't turning them over to the cops, you're probably doing something illegal.
[ DericStorm ]: he's experimenting on them
[Neutral Grounds]: Joe_Kerr has entered at 10:39 pm
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Maybe I turn them over to a VILE doctor?
[ Kidman ]: Do you?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Notice "maybe"
[ Joe_Kerr ]: (sorry about that. CPU crashed)
[ Kidman ]: (The chip?)
[ Kidman ]: So Storm, you guys hired this guy?
[ Joe_Kerr ]: (the browser crashed)
[ Joe_Kerr ]: wonders what the conversation is about now
[ DericStorm ]: do i look like i have any control over human resources?
[ Kidman ]: You hired a guy that does 'secret' stuff to people he catches in his house?
[ Kidman ]: The hipocrisy! It burns!!!!
[ Kidman ]: runs around screaming.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Deric isn't in charge of HR. Neither is Chase. Take it up with ACME's board of directors Kidman
[ Kidman ]: Just saying, can't point fingers at us from your high horse.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Nobody said I did anything illegal...
[ Kidman ]: There's always a way to find out.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Not always...
[ Kidman ]: I'll break in, then see what you do.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: passes bowl of popcorn to Deric
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Oh
[ Kidman ]: While wearing a wire tap.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: So you're going to break in?
[ Kidman ]: And a hidden camera!
[ Kidman ]: And a GPS chip.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: GPS chip...that reminds me of something....
[ Kidman ]: Dude! let me have it! Chase will come running to save me!
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Ah yes! I gotta go. Bye!!!
[ Kidman ]: Awww....
[ Joe_Kerr ]: (note: Chase will NOT save you Kidman. Trust me)
[ Kidman ]: (if he thinks I'm his car he will)
[ Joe_Kerr ]: ...
[ Joe_Kerr ]: bye
[Neutral Grounds]: Joe_Kerr has left at 10:50 pm
[ Kidman ]: So yes, Chan. I will enter your house of horrors.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Ah
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I will be sure to buy some more wine
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: And dust of the chairs
[ Kidman ]: I will release the prisoners from their cells
[ Kidman ]: And we will run to freedom!
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I didn't say anything about prisoners
[ Kidman ]: So you kill them?
[ Kidman ]: Those who will not obey, die!
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I didn't say that either
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: All I said is that I give the people who break into my house a choice
[ Kidman ]: Okay, so you don't keep them, kill them, or give them to the police. Are they on an island?
[ DericStorm ]: :grin:
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: looks exhausted
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I don't have an island.. yet.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I am thinking of building a special prison for certain VILE agents.
[ Kidman ]: Seriously, I can do this forever. What choice do you give them, and why is it so horrible that you won't say?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: If I tell my secrets, the evil individuals of this world might not fear me.
[ Kidman ]: ...
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: And a secret is a secret
[ Kidman ]: Can't I just ask one of your servants?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I hope my servants are not that stupid
[ DericStorm ]: he feeds them to the dragon beneath his manor
[ Kidman ]: True, they do have them in Wales.
[ Kidman ]: I'm going to ask Chase. He has to know.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Know what?
[ Kidman ]: What you do with them.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: He might know
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I wouldn't count on it
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I like my privacy
[ Kidman ]: Next time someone complains about Contessa, I'm brining up you.
[ Kidman ]: bringing
[ DericStorm ]: :rolleyes:
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: You don't know anything about me
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Other than I send planes away for my breakfast
[ Kidman ]: I know what you told me.
[ Kidman ]: Unless you're lying about having criminals run your home.
[ Kidman ]: Which would be a weird thing to lie about.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I said they worked for me
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: And they aren't criminals
[ Kidman ]: You said they broke into your house.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Yes.
[ Kidman ]: So...that's not a crime?
[ Kidman ]: I must tell Master!
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: It is...
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: If you speed, but don't get a ticket, did you commit a crime?
[ Kidman ]: person who commits crime = criminal.
[ Kidman ]: Yes.
[ Kidman ]: Mast never gets caught. Does that mean she's not a theif?
[ Kidman ]: master
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Then I do employ criminals
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: But then we all are criminals
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Because we all break the law sometimes
[ Kidman ]: Even Storm?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Is it legal to punch someone?
[ Kidman ]: So why the hell is there an ACME?
[ DericStorm ]: (gtg. ttyl)
[Neutral Grounds]: DericStorm has left at 11:18 pm
[ Kidman ]: Awwww....
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Awww
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: (No fun to talk now)
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: (In character that is
[ Kidman ]: Yeah....
[ Kidman ]: Well, I'm going to sleep, then.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Good night
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: It was fun
[ Kidman ]: Night, mate!
[ Kidman ]: It always is.;-)
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: You saved?