Welcome! You have entered [Neutral Grounds] at 2:17 am
[ Kidman ]: Try to always stay in character. (Use parentheses for out-of-character chats.)
[ Chase ]: Kidman, come in.
[ Kidman ]: Intersting makeup today
[ Carmen ]: Hello dear.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Wow, the ratio of ACME to VILE is staggering
[ Kidman ]: Hullo loves!
[ Contessa ]: I think we're almost even.
[ Sammy ]: Glad I' a part of it though...
[ Sammy ]: *I'm
[ Chase ]: Still 5 to 4, Sarah. We outnumber you by one.
[ Carmen ]: Must Philo count as ACME?
[ Kidman ]: (May have to leave randomly, but I'll be back)
[ Chase ]: Yes.
[ Contessa ]: I wouldn't count Grunge.
[ Philo ]: Dat's nostalgia for you....only thing scarier den what's happened in dis heist so far is Carmenm Sarah, and Tessa all wit' a plan
[ Kidman ]: If he wants to
[ Philo ]: Heyey I'm staying out of dat convo from now on
[ Carmen ]: Ah, but we're forced to have plans. With ACME running the show this time around.
[ Kidman ]: (This has been an awesome chat, I can see that, and therefore I must ask for what I have already missed)
[ Philo ]: Jes' more nostalgia
[ Chase ]: (Hold on, let me send you my version of the log, Kidman)
[ Kidman ]: (Smashing!)
[ Chase->Kidman ]: incoming chatlog
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: Morning love, how goes it?
[ Chase->Kidman ]: This isn't saved, so it'll disappear when I log out
[ Contessa ]: It has been rather fast paced.
[ Chase->Kidman ]: http://carmensandiego.info/chat/save.php?id=d3e0cf797189b189847377267e55d6df&font=Arial&size=14&theme=black&bigskin=gradient_skin
[ Philo ]: Tessa and I were never an ideal match. Not a lot of what I did counted as....'refined'
[ Philo ]: belches and then scratches his belly
[ Sammy ]: eyes widen
[ Contessa ]: *cringes*
[ Kidman->Chase ]: Cheers mate! Just saved it.
[ Kidman->Chase ]: Guess what?
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: It's not so bad this week.
[ Kidman->Chase ]: I bought a tablet!
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: My sister is helping my mother with the baby. I'm mostly free to work.
[ Chase->Kidman ]: Hey, nice!
[ Chase->Kidman ]: What kind?
[ Contessa ]: That being said, I can't say I don't miss you Grunge.
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: That must be a relief.
[ Philo ]: I can't say dat I don't miss you either...
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: I've a friend with a baby that doesn't have much a support network.
[ Philo ]: And i still insist that you'd look jus' fetchin' on deh front cover of a hot rod magazine.
[ Chase ]: Really?
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: It looks daunting.
[ Kidman->Chase ]: Let me look it up. I went to newegg and got the cheapest with the highest ratings. Should be here any day now.
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: Mm, yes.
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: And yes again.
[ Contessa ]: VILE always has more fun.
[ Sammy ]: clears throat
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: I can't imagine raising Avery all on my own.
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: It's made her quite ill, actually.
[ Chase->Kidman ]: Wacom -- are the best, most accurate.
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: I'm doing what I can for her.
[ Chase->Kidman ]: But I think any would work now.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: No, its true, VILE is more fun
[ Chase ]: VILE's more fun -- I've heard that plenty.
[ Contessa ]: Recently ACME has just been so... what's the word... stiff?
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: Oh, I empathise with her.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Well you could switch sides and give it a try, Devy
[ Chase ]: Stiff?
[ Carmen ]: Mm, I agree.
[ Kidman->Chase ]: TABLET GENIUS G-PEN F610 RT
[ Philo ]: I'm with ACME because I'd been a career criminal longer 'en anyone of deh originals an' it was time to settle doen
[ Sarah-Nade ]: No one blames you on that one, Philo
[ Chase->Kidman ]: I started with a Genius.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Can't hold it against you but I won't say you aren't missed
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: She had to throw her husband out a month back. oddly enough she says it's easier with him gone.
[ Contessa ]: Of course Grunge, it was going to happen eventually.
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: If a husband doesn't help, he's certainly no aid.
[ Philo ]: also dere's dat little moment when you wake up first thing in deh morning, put your face in your hands and grumble....'I just put up blacklight posters in deh louvre....'
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Oh I love those moments
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: Even that can be tolerable, but he was spending the families money on junk food and tech toys, then lying about it.
[ Carmen ]: Also, let it not be a sample to remaining VILE members. Settling down does not mean applying into ACME.
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: She has a lot of debt now.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Oh no, of course not
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: It was terrible. They are bothe friends of mine for many years.
[ Chase ]: Why not?
[ Chase ]: We went through this... ACME has a great retirement plan.
[ Philo ]: well THAT was convienient....I jus' happened to be in jail at deh time
[Neutral Grounds]: EarlJr has entered at 2:28 am
[ Philo ]: plus they got me back in touch wit' my ma
[ Carmen ]: Philo needs ACME, in a way, and it's a good setup.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Besides, with ACME taking things so personally some of us might not be welcomed in if we did retire
[ Carmen ]: Hello Mr. Grovington.
[ Kidman ]: Master wants for our happiness.
[ Chase ]: I know at least one of you in this room isn't welcomed.
[ Sammy ]: Bonjour, Eugene!
[ Sarah-Nade ]: puts her hands up excitedly
[ Kidman->Chase ]: How was it?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Its MEEEEE
[ Carmen ]: *Laughs*
[ Contessa ]: *flirtatious wave at Eugene*
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: Oh dear.
[ EarlJr ]: ACME isn't taking any of this personally. They're just working on a different business model
[ EarlJr ]: hello everyone.
[ Philo ]: Sarah always was a little hell-raiser
[ Ivy ]: Hey Euge.
[ Chase ]: I like how you explained the sit first before introductions.
[ Philo ]: and she kinda looked up to me...when I was downwind
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Its got to be me because we all know ACME would drool over having Carmen back
[ Philo ]: I gave her her first vinyl
[ Sarah-Nade ]: and Contessa could become the face of ACME
[ Philo ]: I think it was foghat.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: laughs
[ Chase ]: ACME thrives on a decent amount of loyalty.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I was never big into vinyl until you came along, Philo
[ Chase ]: Some people don't have that quality.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Oh you'd make an exception for Carmen though
[ Sarah-Nade ]: you know you would
[ Chase ]: You'd be wrong.
[ Scarlet ]: I'm sorry, I have to leave now and I didn't want to not say goodbye. Take care, everyone. :)
[ Sarah-Nade ]: smirks
[ Contessa ]: He can't possibly admit to it.
[ Contessa ]: Farewell Doctor.
[ Chase ]: Take care, Sophie.
[Neutral Grounds]: Scarlet has left at 2:32 am
[ Ivy ]: Later Doc.
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: So it goes.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I know he can't but its hard to hear such a good man lie
[ Sarah-Nade ]: wipes away a mock tear
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: As for me, I finally bought a tablet!
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Breaks my black marble heart
[ EarlJr ]: your sincerity is touching
[ Kidman ]: lol
[ Chase ]: Say what you will, I'm not lying.
[ Philo ]: he's only interested in rehabilitation
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (I am apparently on a 'pick on Chase' bender today. Please don't hate me, Chail :) )
[ Chase ]: (Always good fun, Liz, no complaints here.)
[ Kidman ]: (I thought that was your job.:-))
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (I know, I just feel bad though. Gone for a couple of months, come back and beat up Chase)
[ Ivy ]: (someone has to do it, Chase was getting a bit cocky)
[ Kidman ]: (It's the chair! THE CHAIR!)
[ Sammy ]: stays out of conversation
[ EarlJr ]: (and Ivy's responses weren't working)
[ Chase ]: Chair?
[ Philo ]: (I hope not, I'm waiting for Ivy's reply)
[ Carmen ]: Ah, yes the throne.
[ Kidman ]: Yes, they say the chair has demons.
[ Sammy ]: Demons?
[ EarlJr ]: they?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Please. ACME gets back the 'lost lamb' of the flock, turn her back to the side of good, get her to renounce her ways... if you could do that Devy you wouldn't have ladies crying on camera to save your job...
[ Kidman ]: You. You says it.
[ Kidman ]: (brb)
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (ok I'm done trolling now)
[ Chase ]: ... Lay off Eleanor Mayhem. She didn't know what she was doing.
[ Carmen ]: I'm sure that chair has no affect on Chase.
[ Philo ]: It's not gonna happen Sarah, you're implying dat when Carmen was wit' ACME, she had a loyalty to dem dat she doesn't obviously have now dat she's wit' VILE.
[ Carmen ]: Only others.
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: That's wonderful!
[ Philo ]: Same fight...different sides.
[ Carmen ]: I was never so much an ACME agent to begin with.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Oh no Philo, I'm just saying that ACME would take Carmen back no matter what she does
[ Philo ]: exactly
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: Now we'll see some more digital art from you, I'm sure?
[ EarlJr ]: unfortunately, you're probably right Sarah
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I on the other hand may have threatened one too many agents... or flirted with them... or both...
[ Philo ]: would a sock put on deh other foot stink any more?
[ Chase ]: Not as long as I'm Director.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: goes over to the bar and makes herself a highball
[ Ivy ]: I think stealing the tower might have changed the game forever.
[ Philo ]: I dunno...
[ Chase ]: You think?
[ Contessa ]: Possibly.
[ Philo ]: I mean waaaaay back in deh 90s, Carmen stole deh plans for all of Ivan Idea's inventions
[ EarlJr ]: thank you captain obvious
[ Philo ]: Is de building dat much worse?
[ Ivy ]: It's a direct attack.
[ Philo ]: One thing doesn't add up to me: you'd think dat with ACME temporarily sick-listed, Carmen would pull a whole load of heists, maybe get back on a weekly schedule
[ Philo ]: Buuuut I guess dat'd be too obvious..
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I'm not going into that topic again
[ Sammy ]: Yeah...better stick off this issue...
[ EarlJr ]: then I've got another one for you
[ EarlJr ]: why does everyone feel destroying the tower was such a heinous act?
[ Sammy ]: *rubs hands together* Ready....
[ Carmen ]: It wasn't a terrible act, but it did add to the chaos, did it not?
[ Sammy ]: thinks
[ EarlJr ]: no, it didn't.
[ Philo ]: We can pinch deh eiffel tower, you ACME guys get it back, next day....it's bolted back down in deh middle of gay paris...
[ Philo ]: it's almost as if ACME wanted to dissolve deh thing as soon as it was off its hinges
[ Sarah-Nade ]: sips her drink and sits herself on the bar itself
[ Philo ]: Maybe their hiding something
[ Philo ]: remember when Storm? went all wacky over deh fact dat Carmen hacked deh C-5?
[ EarlJr ]: the Eiffel tower, to the best of my knowledge, didn't contain classified materials.
[ EarlJr ]: hard to forget
[ Chase ]: Exactly, ACME Tower had classified information.
[ Philo ]: And it had deh C-5
[ Philo ]: big ol' matter transporting portal. none like it in deh rest of deh world
[Neutral Grounds]: Sammy has left at 2:49 am
[ Philo ]: dat's what my money is on
[ Chase ]: We couldn't leave it in a public spot... and the tower being taken off its foundation meant it couldn't be put back without endangering civilians.
[ Philo ]: I suppose I broke protocol already
[Neutral Grounds]: Sammy has entered at 2:50 am
[ EarlJr ]: please, enlighten me
[ Sammy ]: (dang it!)
[ Chase->Kidman ]: It was a good first step.
[ Philo ]: A couple otherwise good people got took off their hinges deh same time as deh tower got lifted.
[ Chase->Kidman ]: Wacom is much better. When you upgrade eventually, you'll see the difference.
[ Chase ]: Something you observed from the garage or cafeteria, Philo?
[ Philo ]: I was lucky enough to run right into storm in hysterics...
[ EarlJr ]: yes, well, that's Deric
[ Sammy ]: Ah, Storm...
[ EarlJr ]: as much as he hates Lee, they're both the same in their singleminded focus once they get an idea
[ Chase ]: Agreed.
[ Contessa ]: Seems like an ACME trait.
[ Philo ]: Deh question yeh all gotta ask is dat is dis really so bad dat Carmen's gotta go on deh cross, just so a room fulla gumshoes don't feel like total fools?
[ EarlJr ]: wait, who's saying anything about crucifying anyone?
[ Philo ]: Maybe dat's just me...I've never had what deh rest of you humanoids call an 'ego.'
[ Sarah-Nade ]: smiles into her drink
[ Chase ]: You're taking that out of context, Philo.
[ Chase ]: No one's touching her.
[ Sammy ]: Why would we crucify anyone?
[ Philo ]: But she's 'gotta pay' right?
[ EarlJr ]: didn't you?
[ Philo ]: used t'be...bring her to justice, do what's right to what's write, and wrong to what's wrong...
[ Philo ]: It's not me dat's different, it's deh rhetoric.
[ Philo ]: and I sometimes get worried...for Carmen
[ Philo ]: I know what it's like to go so far down a path until you get up some morning an' you got no idea who you are.
[ Philo ]: After a while it stops bein' about what's right and wrong
[ EarlJr ]: What would you have us do Philo? Sit back, say 'oh that whacky Carmen,' and flip a switch to magically make everything right again?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: ...and it starts being ACME taking things personally?
[ Philo ]: Once upon at time, Euge....dat's exactly what we used to do
[ Carmen ]: If I may interject?
[ EarlJr ]: no
[ Carmen ]: There isn't a need to worry about me.
[ Chase ]: You don't get a say, sit down.
[ EarlJr ]: You're making a lot of noise here, but I am hearing no actual solutions being bought to the table.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: raises an eyebrow
[ Philo ]: I dunno what to do? I never did
[ Philo ]: Dat's why I'm where I am now
[ Sammy ]: looks at Eugene and Chase
[ EarlJr ]: you obviously have something in mind. Stop beating around the bush and spit it out.
[ Philo ]: I'm jus' the mechanic.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: ( http://johngoodmansfaceonanimegirls.tumblr.com/ )
[ Philo ]: Funny stuff...
[ EarlJr ]: (damn you for making me laugh. I was in the zone here)
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (sorry... I just... I had to)
[ Chase ]: (Didn't click on it, I'm immune.)
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (I just found it...)
[ Sammy ]: ('girls' in that address is the key word...)
[ Philo ]: sometimes I look at deh whole thing and see deh eternal battle of law and lawlessness, good and evil, right and wrong, and it surprises me dat nobody, in fact, seems to have deh answer...
[ Philo ]: dere's a philosophy for it, I suppose...but I don't know it....I don't know deh names of any philosophers
[ EarlJr ]: right, philosophy
[ Sammy ]: Neither do I, Philo...
[ Sammy ]: Philosophy is not my, um, interest...
[ Chase ]: This has nothing to do with philosophy.
[ Chase ]: VILE was great for training ACME rookies.
[ Chase ]: But taking the tower was a direct hit to our operations. That can't be ignored.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: read: It was fine when they stole everyone ELSE's landmarks, but they stole OUR landmark and that will not stand.
[ Carmen ]: All good points, may we end it there for now?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Right, right, sorry
[ Chase ]: Why end it there? No other ACME subsidaries you want to take things from?
[ Carmen ]: Now you're just being inaccurately condescending.
[ Philo ]: I wanted to borrow your stapler...
[ Sarah-Nade ]: well personally I was looking at your Hong Kong office. Their holding cells are POSH
[ EarlJr ]: we have subsidiaries?
[ Ivy ]: Not that posh
[ Philo ]: I'd take Sarah's word over Ivy's about how nice a jail cell might be.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Well, ok, lets say posh compared to most
[ Chase ]: Then do something in HK, you're welcome to get detained voluntarily.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: then again I still miss the old wall paper of the tower's interrogation rooms
[ Chase ]: Well keep something there with your name on it.
[ Sammy ]: (I need to get scooting. Got some work to do. Nice seeing everyone again!)
[ Chase ]: (Bye Sam)
[ EarlJr ]: bye Sharpie
[ Carmen ]: Be well, Sammy.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: smirks
[ Sammy ]: Au revoir, all!
[ Ivy ]: Later Sammy
[Neutral Grounds]: Sammy has left at 3:19 am
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Awww but the Hong Kong offices don't have the most crutial part, Devy
[ Carmen ]: Well, he's Director of Operations now, so his range is wider, I'm sure he could grant you a personal interrogation like he did for the boys in Tunis.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: falls over laughing
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Of course you knew what I was going to say, Carmen
[ EarlJr ]: I thought that was just a one off 'I was in the hood' deal
[ Philo ]: What's dis? You got a little crush?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Its all in fun, Philo
[ Carmen ]: *Nods a smile for Sarah*
[ Philo ]: So....like deh other boyfriends then?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Besides, where else will a handsome steel eyed cop put me in cuffs and tell me what a naughty girl I've been?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (I promise, thats as bad as I'll be)
[ Kidman ]: Oh good, people are still here.
[Neutral Grounds]: DericStorm has entered at 3:23 am
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: Oh yes, lots of things I have in my head to try.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: what can I say, Philo? its hard to find someone to commit to when you're running off with ancient artifacts
[ Philo ]: you mean dere's a shortage of cops putting you away dese days?
[ Kidman->Chase ]: I don't need it to do anything fancy; just follow the pen.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Oh, you mean handsome men who put me in cuffs? Nah, no shortage yet
[ Sarah-Nade ]: But I can't help it if I play favorites
[ Philo ]: Not always handsome, though..
[ Philo ]: When you were still a teen you'd be dating some 98 pound headbanger named booger....
[ DericStorm ]: booger?
[ EarlJr ]: classy
[ Philo ]: I chaperoned once. Took one whiff. Ran for the hills.
[ Philo ]: Hear he's a presbyterian minister now.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Yeah, he was a sweetie
[ EarlJr ]: I have no words. They fail me.
[ Carmen ]: I remember when Philo used to accompany us to concerts as well.
[ Carmen ]: We got the best seats eventually.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: laughs
[ Kidman ]: loves hearing of the days of yore.
[ Carmen ]: Mm, I must have only been 23.
[ Contessa ]: Before my time with you, I'm sure.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Yup. Getting front row seating at a Stones concert is near impossible otherwise
[ Chase ]: ... right.
[ EarlJr ]: I'll keep that in mind
[ Philo ]: Dey ended up changing deh lyrics to 'brown sewer' that night.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: After Booger was Rat, then I formed the band with Vomit
[ Sarah-Nade ]: well the new band I mean
[ EarlJr ]: old one was in a gutter somewhere?
[ Philo ]: welp gotta go
[ Philo ]: so long
[ Contessa ]: Farewell Philo.
[ DericStorm ]: nice meeting you iguess
[ Ivy ]: Later Philo.
[ Kidman ]: Bye mate
[ Philo ]: so long all. Please post a reply, Ivy
[Neutral Grounds]: Philo has left at 3:32 am
[ Ivy ]: Yeah, need to get on that.
[ Chase ]: (missed Philo, aw)
[ Kidman ]: Did I miss anything fun while I was out?
[ EarlJr ]: loads
[ EarlJr ]: we went to a carnival
[ Kidman ]: Dang it.
[ Chase ]: We also got balloons..
[ Chase ]: and saw dancing ninjas.
[ EarlJr ]: and pirates
[ DericStorm ]: man, those ninjas appear at the drop of a hat
[ EarlJr ]: they were here to steal Sarah's rum
[ EarlJr ]: again
[ Kidman ]: So THAT's why the rum is gone.
[ EarlJr ]: I helped her try to fight them off, but there were just too many
[ Ivy ]: (funny how it's ACME going on about the ninjas and pirates.)
[Neutral Grounds]: Ivy has left at 3:39 am
[ DericStorm ]: she went to chase the ninjas
[ EarlJr ]: go get 'em Ivy
[Neutral Grounds]: Ivy has entered at 3:40 am
[ DericStorm ]: did u catch any of them/
[ Ivy ]: Damn. See any Ninjas while I was gone?
[ DericStorm ]: we thought you chased after them. i guess it must have been the pirates then
[ DericStorm ]: I always knew Ivy was a "self-rescuing princess"
[ Ivy ]: Is there any other way?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (ok back for the moment)
[Neutral Grounds]: DetectiveAwesome has entered at 3:41 am
[ EarlJr ]: yeah, she isn't exactly the damsel in distress type
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Wa hey
[ EarlJr ]: distressing damsel maybe
[ EarlJr ]: hey Dan
[ Ivy ]: I'll take Distressing Damsel.
[ Ivy ]: Hey Dan.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Hey people!
[ Chase ]: Hey, Dan.
[ Contessa ]: ACME is multiplying.
[ Carmen ]: That they are.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: That's what we mortals do best Countess.
[ Kidman ]: Hey mate
[ DericStorm ]: That's why i went with Self-Rescuing Princess. It sounds better than Distressing Damsel
[ Ivy ]: I'd prefer anything without Princess.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Really? Princess sounds more like a complement.
[ DericStorm ]: awwww
[ EarlJr ]: noted
[ Ivy ]: Do I look like I want a tiara?
[ Chase ]: Really? I use 'Princess' usually negatively...
[ Carmen ]: Any compliment from you sound negative, Chase.
[ Carmen ]: It's that deep voice and bitter tone.
[ Contessa ]: I don't know any princessess I like.
[ Chase ]: ...
[ DericStorm ]: Ivy, are you telling us you never dressed up like a little princess at all when you were a kid?
[ Ivy ]: No.
[ Ivy ]: Never.
[ EarlJr ]: she could always throw the tiara at people
[ DericStorm ]: wow, that is sad and yet totally believable
[ Chase ]: Didn't I see a halloween picture of you in a dress?
[ Carmen ]: I believe that was a cape.
[ Kidman ]: You could always be a prince, Ivy.
[ Kidman ]: I like male titles better.
[ Ivy ]: I'd rather be the knight.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Funny... I'd rather be the bard.
[ Kidman ]: That also works!
[ Kidman ]: Bard with a beard?
[ DericStorm ]: why am i suddenly thinking of a much prettier Brienne of Tarh?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Or Joan of Arc?
[ Chase ]: Jean d'Arc has a nice French thing going.
[ Contessa ]: We all have our favourite roles, don't we?
[ DericStorm ]: Joan of Arc was more of an inspirational leader than a baddass
[ Chase ]: But she burns in the end.
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: Just had my mother over. It always feels like a victory.
[ Carmen ]: You see what I mean about the bitter tone?
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: I worked very hard, we worked very hard to get back together.
[ Chase ]: Heh
[ Ivy ]: I have to agree with Carmen... hard to get a full complement out of Chase.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Hard? Nevon has been trying for three years.
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: Were you not together?
[ EarlJr ]: we expect it from him
[ Chase ]: Hey, if I gave compliments around none of you would be working.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Learship!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: *Leadership!
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: The time between Final Descent and Liberation we were somewhat estranged.
[ Ivy ]: (I was wondering what Learship was.)
[ Carmen ]: Chase, I believe your jurisdiction in this room only covers Mr. Ainsworth and Mr. Storm.
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: Especially by Runway.
[ EarlJr ]: (It's the Chase model of leadership)
[ Chase ]: ...
[ Chase ]: Hey Ivy, how about field work?
[ Ivy ]: No, I like having a sense of self worth...
[ EarlJr ]: come on Ivy, it'll be fun
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I like being subject to Chase'd crummy mood!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (dang keyboard actin' up again)
[ DericStorm ]: being my commanding officer does not exempt you from my snarkyness
[ Kidman ]: He doesn't seem to be in a crummy mood.
[ Ivy ]: I do miss field work, to be honest.
[ Carmen ]: Does Chase not have but one mood?
[ Carmen ]: Ten years ago, he was a lot more fun.
[ Contessa ]: I'd like to see what he was like then.
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: Episodes of your life, dear?
[ Kidman ]: laughs at mental image of detetives running around in a field.
[ Carmen ]: Fearless.
[ Chase ]: Hold on, I wouldn't use 'fearless'.
[ Chase ]: It was more like young and stupid.
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: ...?
[ DericStorm ]: what about "reckless"?
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: I apologise, I was somewhat confused by your sentences above.
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: It's okay.
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: I just...it's in the book.
[ Carmen ]: Ah, not reckless, he knew exactly what he was doing.
[ Carmen ]: But I believe sometime after that, fear crept in.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Fear?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (ok back again)
[ Chase ]: By 'fear' you mean reason.
[ DericStorm ]: 8s wait, so I'm going to turn into Chase in ten years??? :faint:
[ EarlJr ]: sorry Deric, you can't fight it.
[ Kidman ]: If you sit in his chair it will speed up the process.
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: Ah, now that you mentioned, yes.
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: I'll have to read it through again, my editorial skimming process certainly leaves holes.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Not a bad thing, Deric.
[ Chase ]: Heh
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: It's okay. I know you have stuff going on.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: If Deric turns into Chase then what will Chase turn into?
[ Kidman ]: Master!
[ Chase ]: Deric... you're 29. I'm 33.
[ EarlJr ]: batman
[ Contessa ]: So he has 4 years.
[ Chase ]: We're 4 years apart.
[ Kidman ]: Actually yeah, probably Batman.
[ DericStorm ]: oh God, it's gonna happen sooner??? :cry:
[ Carmen ]: I doubt anyone can 'turn' in that amount of time.
[ Ivy ]: If Chase turns into Batman what would become of ACME?
[ DericStorm ]: it would be renamed the Justice LEague
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ACME WOULD BE AWESOME
[ Carmen ]: Chase only became like this after his father passed away.
[ Kidman ]: It will be the bat cave.
[ EarlJr ]: just think Ivy, there would be a hole in management you could fill!
[ DericStorm ]: oh, that was 20 years ago for me
[ Kidman ]: ...:-(
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Nevon could be Robin!
[ Chase ]: Yeah, after that.
[ Kidman ]: Poor Chase///
[ Chase ]: Nevon as Robin... would never survive.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Mikal could be Night Wing!
[ DericStorm ]: Ivy would be wonder woman
[ Kidman ]: Master is Catwoman, of course.
[ DericStorm ]: I'm Green Arrow
[ EarlJr ]: I thought we determined she doesn't do tiaras
[ Ivy ]: I could learn to use a lasso.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Ivy could be Black Canary
[ DericStorm ]: no, Cali is Canary
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Contessa would be Talia.
[ Carmen->Kidman ]: It does sit conveniently where I see it often and think of you.
[ DericStorm ]: If I'm Green Arrow, Cali is definitely canary
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I see Mr. G as two face... but like a good two face... like in the later series.
[ EarlJr ]: you've got a lot more spots to fill Dan
[ Chase ]: ... Who are these people we're naming?
[ Kidman ]: Do I have a superhero double?
[ DericStorm ]: Harley Quinn
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Sure... let me think.
[ Kidman ]: I think I'd probably be a familiar
[ Carmen ]: I see that for pop culture, Chase only made the effort to learn of Batman and Robin.
[ Chase ]: At least I made the effort.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Harley Quinn might have to go to Patti
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I'd say I'm Harley Quinn but I don't have dependancy issues
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: But Kidman is crazy enough for the part.
[ Kidman ]: Yeah, that's what I thought.
[ Kidman->Carmen ]: Cheers, love.
[ Carmen ]: I believe Sarah might qualify as Poison Ivy as well.
[ Contessa ]: Talia? And not Poison Ivy?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ...you have a point.
[ EarlJr ]: is reminded how long its been since he's picked up a comic book
[ Carmen ]: She's more level-headed, at least.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: We have no superman...
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Eh, I think it'll work...
[ Chase ]: Comic books, now this conversation makes sense.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Chase is sort of like both
[ Ivy ]: We don't need Superman.
[ DericStorm ]: Flyboy is Superman
[ DericStorm ]: he spends so much time in the air
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Euge can be Superman!
[ EarlJr ]: I'm honored you think I'm for truth, justice, and the american way
[ Ivy ]: What trust Euge with the power to blow things up? ...wait a minute.
[ EarlJr ]: go on Ivy
[ Kidman ]: Maybe I can be 21
[ Sarah-Nade ]: read: You think I'm a boyscout. how cute.
[ EarlJr ]: you were about to say something very interesting there
[ Chase ]: Heh
[ Kidman ]: I'm probably more 24, but he got blown up.:-(
[ Chase ]: I'm starting to get lost here, let's backtrack.
[ Ivy ]: Just realizing something shockingly similar.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Euge can fly really fast and shoot lasers.
[ DericStorm ]: (me being Green Arrow is also an inside joke, as the guy who is my avatar was Arrow on Smallville)
[ Kidman ]: (Hmmm....more fodder for Storm pictures...)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I would LOVE to be Flash.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: But really... not quick enough.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: There are not enough heroes with beards.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (Kidman who is 21, I missed that.)
[ Chase ]: Don't you want to ask first which superpowers we want?
[ Kidman ]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LlA_yunVY
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Hey, if we could choose super powers I'd just go with X-ray vision.
[Neutral Grounds]: Scarlet has entered at 4:15 am
[ DericStorm ]: ahoy Pippi
[ Carmen ]: Welcome back, Doctor Conrad.
[ Scarlet ]: :) BDH.
[ DericStorm ]: :)
[ Chase ]: Sophie, come in.
[ Scarlet ]: Thank you, Miss Sandiego.
[ Ivy ]: Hey Dr. Sophie.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Hey Doc!
[Neutral Grounds]: DetectiveAwesome has left at 4:16 am
[ Kidman ]: Hey mate
[ Carmen ]: Please, I'm sure we're on a first name basis.
[Neutral Grounds]: DetectiveAwesome has entered at 4:17 am
[ Chase ]: Trigger finger, Dan?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Chat was doing lines after I clicked Kidman's link)\
[ Scarlet ]: Hm, Carmen is a lovely name - a song...
[ Kidman ]: (I hate it when it does that)
[ Scarlet ]: (Daniel, you just couldn't allow me to be the last name, could you?)
[ Chase ]: Right, if you click on the link while the next message pops up, it happens.
[ Chase ]: I tested it.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (No, I like entering chat so much I must do it often.)
[ Kidman ]: (So THAT's how that works)
[ Kidman ]: (I thought it was copying a link)
[ Carmen ]: Yes, Chase likes to test chat.
[ Contessa ]: I've seen him tinkering with Synic.
[ Scarlet ]: Yes, when he's not attempting to gain even more control over ACME...
[ Carmen ]: Some time ago, he had me in here and asked me to 'kick' him out in various ways.
[ Contessa ]: *laughs*
[ Chase ]: I had to see if all the admin commands worked.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Sounds like real life.
[ DericStorm ]: are you sure you're not a masochist, El Jefe?
[ Scarlet ]: Out? Via the window, or the door, or the fireplace?
[ Carmen ]: It did feel like he was about to jump off a roof and needed the push.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Can we play a game?
[ Chase ]: Sure, why not?
[ Ivy ]: I'm up, sure.
[ Kidman ]: does it involve nuclear war?
[ Chase ]: But no asking about what Carmen just said.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: It may.
[ Chase ]: That's only redundant.
[ Contessa ]: What are we playing?
[ Scarlet ]: (It doesn't involve having 24 of us fight to the death, does it?)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Q & A seems to work best.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Damn Pats and her good ideas.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Right, cause a Hunger Games plot would obviously be won by Adrianna
[ Contessa ]: *bows slightly*
[ Scarlet ]: (Exactly my thought.)
[ DericStorm ]: really?
[ Chase ]: I'll have to admit defeat early for that one too.
[ Kidman ]: I dunno, I'm pretty good at running away.
[ Scarlet ]: (I'm not keen on taking a spear through the chest.)
[ DericStorm ]: (then dodge)
[ Chase ]: Because I don't think Kidman could outrun Carmen or Adrianna would have better aim.
[ Contessa ]: My Mr. Storm, it sounds like you actually want to have us start hunting eachother.
[ Kidman ]: (I took an arrow to the knee)
[ Carmen ]: Don't give me too much credit.
[ Kidman ]: Also good at hiding.
[ Chase ]: Heck, you'd have to be referee
[ DericStorm ]: i'm just not willing to surrender before it begins
[ DericStorm ]: I'm a fighter
[ Scarlet ]: Yes, Daniel, you mentioned a game of sorts...
[ Chase ]: Deric, a good warrior knows how to go into a fight.
[ Kidman ]: likes this idea way too much for comfort.
[ Chase ]: That's why you don't pit boxers who are unevenly matched.
[ DericStorm ]: I'm not too bad with a bow and arrow myself
[ Carmen ]: I'm going to heard us back to the point: Daniel, you may begin your first question.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Right. If your character suffered from a personality disorder, what would it be?
[ Kidman ]: If?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (answer as you will.)
[ DericStorm ]: I'm Irish. As Freud said, "This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever."
[ DericStorm ]: :grin:
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Split Personality
[ Ivy ]: I'll go with aggression, broad as it may be.
[ Kidman ]: Low self-esteem
[ Contessa ]: Tyrannical sadist.
[ Chase ]: ... wow, Adrianna... you have self awareness.
[ DericStorm ]: (Chase is like Gibbs. A functional mute)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Yeah Contessa... the Tyrannical part got me.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Dan's is Histrionic (attention-seeking)
[ Scarlet ]: (Sophie's would be easy - Obsessive-Compulsive Personality)
[ Ivy ]: (I can see that in a doctor.)
[ Scarlet ]: (Yes, "preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control" & "reliable, dependable, orderly, and methodical" sealed it.)
[ EarlJr ]: I'm probably the opposite of Dan, whatever it may be termed. I try to avoid the spot as much as possible.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: You'd be Avoidant then, Mr. G.
[ Scarlet ]: (Antisocial, Eugene?)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Or yeah, Antisocial
[ Carmen ]: I'm easily classified under kleptomania.
[ Ivy ]: (LOL)
[ Chase ]: Heh
[ Contessa ]: Perfection, Carmen.
[ Chase ]: I'm probably borderline paranoid.
[ Scarlet ]: There is no "borderline" in your border, Director.
[ Carmen ]: Borderline? No. Paranoid, yes.
[ DericStorm ]: borderline?
[ Scarlet ]: Voila.
[ Scarlet ]: Case in point.
[ Chase ]: Fine... Paranoid.
[ EarlJr ]: just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
[ Carmen ]: It's nice to finally categorise things, yes?
[ Ivy ]: Even if Deric isn't diagnosed, I'm going to throw Narcissitic into the ring.
[ DericStorm ]: hey
[ Chase ]: Agreed with Ivy, works for you.
[ EarlJr ]: all of these seen fitting
[ DericStorm ]: i'm an adrenaline junkie
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Well, they're all exaggerations of our own personalities.
[ DericStorm ]: who compensates for feelings of loneliness with humor
[ Kidman ]: I'd say Candy is paranoid.
[ DericStorm ]: no, Gunnar is definitely antisocial
[ Kidman ]: Personally, I think I'm more paranoid than Chase.
[ Kidman ]: You ever hear Candy talk about Russians?
[ Chase ]: Nice, thanks Kidman.
[ Chase ]: ...I think.
[ Contessa ]: This is turning out to be a rather insightful question.
[ Carmen ]: Chase isn't openly paranoid, but he has his moments.
[ Scarlet ]: Capital question, Daniel.
[ Ivy ]: He does have moments, like when he thought Chief was trailing him.
[ Scarlet ]: You deserve a ribbon.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Why thank you, I live to entertain.
[ Carmen ]: He's also somewhat obsessive with the shine on his shoes.
[ Scarlet ]: And the knot of his tie, I might add...
[ Kidman ]: I don't know. Is a disorder if it's justified?
[ Ivy ]: And when he wakes up...
[ DericStorm ]: maybe. but who's got the enxt question?
[ Chase ]: Learned that in the marines... shiny shoes means discipline.
[ Scarlet ]: Who is asking the next question?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: If we're going alphabetically, Deric.
[ DericStorm ]: bugger
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Take your time, man.
[ DericStorm ]: no, i've got one
[ DericStorm ]: Who was your biggest influence when you joined your organization?
[ Chase ]: Who in ACME -- basically?
[ Scarlet ]: Could you clarify that question? Do you mean that we must name the person who made us join?
[ DericStorm ]: no. a mentor once you joined
[ Carmen ]: When I joined ACME, it was Suhara. Before that, I lacked what most would call 'direction.'
[ DericStorm ]: or someone who helped you out
[ Scarlet ]: Oh, wait, I'm sorry - my reading is messed up tonight - you mean, after joining, the influence...
[ Scarlet ]: (That was OOC, I do apologise.)
[ Contessa ]: Myself. It was all about personal goals with me and V.I.L.E.
[ DericStorm ]: okay, let me rephrase: After you joined ACME or VILE, who helped you out the most?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I started working with Carmen because I wouldn't tell the cops where she'd run off to and got myself in jail instead...I guess Carmen would be considered a mentor but thats really more by default
[ Kidman ]: My group. Dr. P, and Shirl, and QE, and Bruce, and Dan, and Crow, and other Dan, and...
[ Contessa ]: Then mine has to be Carmen as well. She keeps me... how shall we say, 'grounded'?
[ DericStorm ]: for me, it was Ilya Mouremitz
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Gotta be Ms. Monaghan. Would have never made it with the other ACME classes, but she really helped with fight 101.
[ Kidman ]: ...and Toad, and Greg, and R.Dent, and Swiss, and Dale...
[ Chase ]: I think mine was Chief Weller.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (lol Kidman)
[ Carmen ]: Sarah, you helped me more then than I thought I had helped you.
[ Kidman ]: ....and Mr. Cleaver, and Dark Choclate, and T-Bone, and other Dan, and Sprial, and....
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I have to say if not for Carmen I really wouldn't have many 'thieving skills' beyond driving the get away car
[ Sarah-Nade ]: well and punching thing
[ Sarah-Nade ]: *things
[ Sarah-Nade ]: but I've always been good at punching things
[ Ivy ]: *exhales* Okay, Chase. He was ACME's golden boy when me and Zack joined, and he's responsible for getting me back to HQ.
[ Chase ]: Really?
[ Chase ]: But we hadn't met until you were already in Hong Kong.
[ Kidman ]: ...Phil, and the guys at the cafateria, and those three from mexico, and that old lady with the yellow motorcycle, and...
[ Ivy ]: Do we have to get into details? Sheesh.
[ Chase ]: Huh?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Carmen I don't even know how you put up with me back then, I couldn't even pick a lock yet
[ Scarlet ]: Dr. Sheila Matthews. ("helped you out the most" --- within the confines of the organisation, I'm supposing)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: You want to elaborate on Ilya Mouremitz, Deric?
[ Carmen ]: *Laughs* But you wouldn't give up, Sarah. That part of you was fun.
[ DericStorm ]: my instructor at the Academy
[ Kidman ]: ...that guy who was getting groceries when I was wandering down the road, and the guy that was outside that shack. I hope I didn't miss anyone.
[ DericStorm ]: he taught me everything i know and turned our class into a family
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I still suck at giving up, now at least I have more to show for it
[ DericStorm ]: (i'm going to go into him and my class during somelater posts in the Training RP)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Euge didn't reply.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: *Mr. G
[ DericStorm ]: i smell smoke, so i guess he's thinking
[ Chase ]: Right, he's also up with the next question.
[ EarlJr ]: does it have to be someone within the organization?
[ Ivy ]: (lol)
[ DericStorm ]: no
[ EarlJr ]: James Mattis. He pulled some serious strings for me before and after joining ACME. I pretty much owe him my life several times over.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Cool
[ EarlJr ]: (I'm going to have to ask you guys to move on to the next person. I have to get ready for work)
[ EarlJr ]: (later everyone)
[ Scarlet ]: Goodbye, Eugene.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Kidman then.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Later Mr. G!
[Neutral Grounds]: EarlJr has left at 4:51 am
[ Ivy ]: Later Euge.
[ Kidman ]: Bye love!
[ Kidman ]: I come next?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Yup
[ Kidman ]: This is so unexpected! I have nothing perpared! Hmmm...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: oh actually Ivy is next
[ Kidman ]: If you could change your hair colour to any shade, what would it be?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: But we'll go with Kidman first.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I would change it to Purple, like Chip. The VILE girls seem to love it.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: laughs
[ Sarah-Nade ]: My hair has been every color known to man
[ Contessa ]: I'll keep my blonde, darling.
[ Chase ]: Can I keep this shade? It's working for me.
[ Kidman ]: I want this colour!
[ Scarlet ]: Why would I not want red hair?
[ Ivy ]: This red is working for me too.
[ DericStorm ]: i may go back to red, but i like my current blond color
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Honestly? I wish I could stop coloring it boring colors for work
[ Kidman ]: No, it has to be a different colour, mates
[ Contessa ]: Unfortunately I must head off. Farewell everyone.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Later Adrianna
[ Carmen ]: Be well, Adrianna.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Later Contessa, thanks for the chat.
[ Scarlet ]: Goodbye, Countess.
[ Chase ]: Take care.
[ Ivy ]: Bye Contessa!
[ Kidman ]: Bye mate!
[Neutral Grounds]: Contessa has left at 4:56 am
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Ivy's up.
[ Chase ]: I don't know, Kidman... you'd have to really force me at gunpoint to change the hair.
[ Scarlet ]: I don't think Kidman's question has been answered, Daniel.
[ Ivy ]: Okay...
[ Scarlet ]: Carmen hasn't offered her thoughts, too.
[ Ivy ]: What is your favorite smell?
[ Kidman ]: shrugs
[ Carmen ]: Ah, yes, for that, I might go with azure, it would look great with my eyes.
[ Kidman ]: The scent of an incoming storm
[ DericStorm ]: same
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I like the smell of Christmas.
[ Carmen ]: I like the scent of spring, particularlly that moment after a morning rain.
[ Scarlet ]: Kidman - for your question, dark brown.
[ Ivy ]: Fresh laundry. Especially fresh bedsheets.
[ Kidman ]: Cheers, Doctor..:-)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Chase? Sarah?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: leather
[ Chase ]: My father used to have this combination of scotch and cigar... when he came home in the fall, that was the only way I knew he was around. Used to get up and raked leaves early in the morning so I could go sit, listen to him talk.
[ Scarlet ]: I do apologise for being such a sap, but currently, my favourite smell is a certain man's cologne.
[ Carmen ]: Which type of cigar?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (be as sappy as you want.)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (cool answer Chase!)
[ Chase ]: The box said Romeo y Juliet.
[ Chase ]: Never smoked... so I didn't dig much into the brand.
[ Ivy ]: (Same, that was a good answer, Chase.)
[ Kidman ]: just wants to hug Chase.
[ Chase ]: (Thanks, had that in my head a while.)
[ Scarlet ]: (Ivy, your answer is the same as what mine - OOC - would have been. :) )
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Sarah's up.
[ Ivy ]: (I can't get enough of sleep, it's great.)
[ Scarlet ]: Hm?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: No reply from Sarah?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Uhhh...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: SHe's been quiet...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ah, good just in time.
[ Chase ]: There she is.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Sorry, keep getting distracted
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Ok, I'll dig a little. When it comes to people you're attracted to what do you look for. At least 3 qualities, one has to be physical
[ Sarah-Nade ]: the other two can be whatever you want
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (good question there!)
[ Chase ]: ...What's the level of attraction we're talking about here?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: for dating
[ Ivy ]: Yeah I have to think for this one.
[ DericStorm ]: Physical- smile, other than that, i want a girl with a sense of humor and a good heart
[ DericStorm ]: thankfully, i have one with all three and more
[ Kidman ]: Stormy, you so sweet
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (1) Physical - It doesn't hurt if she looks rockin' in a bikini (2) Sense of Humor, which means she gets my sometimes terrible jokes (3) Brains, because that's going to be really helpful in the long run when I get stumped.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (wow, did I kill the room with that question?)
[ DericStorm ]: (no, worse, you made the room think)
[ Ivy ]: (you did, the wheels are turning.)
[ Chase ]: (Yeah, I'm going down my list of women Chase's dated... none of them are the same.)
[ Kidman ]: I don't even know how to answer this.
[ Kidman ]: I've never even thought about something like this.
[ Scarlet ]: (I believe that's the point of games, Kidman.)
[ Kidman ]: Not sure I want to...
[ Carmen ]: I need someone witty, patient, and if he could mountain climb without needing to catch his breath too much, I'd appreciate that as well.
[ Chase ]: I like how you said 'need' there.
[ DericStorm ]: so, you want a man with stamina, Carmen?
[ Carmen ]: He'll have to keep up with me.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Good points Carmen. Chase is witty and patient.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I haven't seen him mountain climbing but I'm sure he can keep up with you.
[ Chase ]: 1--Eyes that talk, 2--that she's a woman, 3--maturity.
[ Ivy ]: He needs to have morals that I can stand behind, hold his own in a fight and... I like shoulders. What is it about guys and their shoulders?
[ DericStorm ]: shows we can carry the weight of the world
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Its ok... the thing my guys have in common? Good strong hands
[ Ivy ]: Chase, "that she's a woman"? Really?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: thinks "Why not just say 'She's breathing'"
[ Ivy ]: Sarah, you didn't answer your own question.
[ Chase ]: What? I don't date girls, men, or boys... anything that isn't 'woman' category.
[ Scarlet ]: He must be physically active, and have the intelligence to match mine - or at least keep up with mine... And... I do enjoy a man with a good body.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: *looks at his shoulders*
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Nope... not really.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Ivy wants Captain America.
[ DericStorm ]: you need to hit the gym, Danny. that'll help the shoulders
[ Kidman ]: A comforting voice, wisdom, and the ability to communicate.
[ Ivy ]: If Captain America is available.
[ Ivy ]: Good ones Kidman.
[ DericStorm ]: well, i know i have the shoulders and can fight
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Doc, you like physical attractivness and a good body. I like the way you think.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I tend to go for guys with good hands and arms, who know how to handle themselves in a fight, who don't get too hung up on rules and who are smart enough at least not to assume they know everything
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (I think I worded that poorly)
[ DericStorm ]: (i get the gist)
[ Ivy ]: (you did great. I heard Sarah's voice.)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Carmen's up!
[ Sarah-Nade ]: nope, Scarlet
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Wow, that was a good question... But I feel like I need to hit the gym.
[ DericStorm ]: no, the doctor is, if we're going alphabetically
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Whatever happened to inner beauty?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Right! Doc Sophie!
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Inner beauty is great but lets be honest - everyone has a physical aspect they want, even if its that they're fit
[ DericStorm ]: i thought the other two parts were about inner beauty
[ Scarlet ]: If you (your character) were a character from a story book, who would it be? I'm sure we'd all love to hear why, too - so, please elaborate a little...
[ DericStorm ]: i would be a younger (i.e. Robert's Rebellion) Robert Baratheon from the Game of Thrones series
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: The Cat in the Hat, getting the kids out of boredom and into a world of fun. At least, that's what I try to do in life.
[ DericStorm ]: guy was a complete badass
[ DericStorm ]: he waged a war to avenge the father of a man who was his brother in everything but blood
[ Sarah-Nade ]: You know... I have no freaking idea
[ DericStorm ]: plus, the guy's home was called Storm's End
[ Chase ]: Just children's stories? Or any stories?
[ Scarlet ]: Any...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (Deric you are really into game of thrones today.)
[ Kidman ]: doesn't know too many stories.
[ DericStorm ]: (it was a main inspiration for Deric)
[ Carmen ]: Mm, the gingerbread man.
[ Carmen ]: I believe that's self-explanatory?
[ Chase ]: I'm tempted to want to be the fox in that story.
[ DericStorm ]: run, run as fast as you can
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Those are really good ones.
[ Ivy ]: It's hard to find classic literature where the girl doesn't roll over and wait for a prince.
[ Scarlet ]: Don't worry about "classic literature".
[ Kidman ]: The trumpet of the Swan.
[ Scarlet ]: As long as the character orginated from a proper book, it's fine.
[ Kidman ]: I want to be the swan.
[ Scarlet ]: Not who you want to be, who your character is like... now.
[ Ivy ]: I'll go with Eowyn from The Lord of the Rings then.
[ Kidman ]: Oh.
[ Chase ]: ... Eowyn, wow.
[ Scarlet ]: (Oh, nice, Ivy! :) )
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I don't know many women characters who punch people in the face...
[ Chase ]: In my head, when I was younger, I always thought I was Frodo.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Nevon would then become Sam.
[ Carmen ]: Not Aragorn?
[ Kidman ]: Quasimodo.
[ DericStorm ]: I thought you would have said Arwen. despite the movies, she was a bit of a badass in the books
[ Scarlet ]: (Everyone is answering well. :) )
[ Chase ]: No, always saw myself as the little guy...
[ Ivy ]: I like Arwen, but she was a bit of the token woman who Aragon wins at the end.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Doc, who are you?
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Clarrise LaRue, the Percy Jackson series
[ Sarah-Nade ]: found it
[ Scarlet ]: Sophie, from the BFG - calm, brave, smart... And, "Sophie".
[ Scarlet ]: (Aw, I do like everyone's answer. :) )
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: And then we have Carmen.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (I really like the gingerbread answer.)
[ Carmen ]: (I enjoy humour.)
[ Scarlet ]: (All the choices are so suitable as answers, I can't pick a favourite.)
[ Ivy ]: Someone next?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Carmen.
[ Carmen ]: All right, a question: You're in the woods, you've walked a distance, you've crossed a brige, and you've stopped at a sight in front of you. What kind of woods are you in, how long/far have you walked, what was the make of the bridge you crossed, and what are you seeing in front of you?
[ Scarlet ]: (Good god.)
[ Chase ]: Christ... it's a psyche question.
[ Chase ]: I'm going to ask Carmen to answer this one first as an example.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: *head explodes*
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Birch forest, walked a long time, the bridge was a small wooden one, and I'm seeing a bear.
[ Carmen ]: I'm in a maple forest, I've walked 2 miles, I've crossed a bridge of stones, and I stoped at the fork towards a deeper forrest.
[ Ivy ]: Pine forest, I've alked for a while as well... the bridge was stone and I saw a house.
[ DericStorm ]: birch forest, about 4 miles, old wooden bridge, and a small watering hole
[ Kidman ]: Dense, old growth, moderate distance, about thirty minutes. Bridge was old wood and I've come to a dilapidated shack.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Now I'm interested in all this.
[ Scarlet ]: Forest: Deciduous. Walked: Far. Crossed: A tree fallen over a ravine. The other side: A bit of woods, and a cliff that drops down into the sea...
[ Chase ]: ... right... Jungle, hiked about 8 kilometers, crossed a sky bridge of totering wood planks, I'm staring down a cliff before a waterfall that plummets below.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Sarah?
[ Ivy ]: (Maybe she's busy)
[ Chase ]: Give it a little while.
[ Ivy ]: *checks communicator*
[ Chase ]: Right, maybe we move on?
[ Carmen ]: Yes, lovely answers, everyone.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: wait, why did we anser?
[ Chase ]: Hold on... not getting off that easily.
[ Carmen ]: But of course.
[ Carmen ]: The amount of trees in the forest is how much problems you see in your life, the walk is how long you plan to dwell in those problems, the make of the bridge is your belief in your own strength, the last question was only for my amusement, but if you read your own answers, it fits in rather well with the three points.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ...
[ Chase ]: ...
[ Ivy ]: ...
[Neutral Grounds]: Flag has entered at 5:58 am
[ Scarlet ]: laughs.
[ Scarlet ]: That is good.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ...oh Flag... you came in after Carmen just ***** us all.
[ Kidman ]: Hey Flag, we're playing that game you like.
[ Flag ]: (( Wow... busy in here today. Hi everyone! ))
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: hey! That wasn't even a bad word.
[ Chase ]: Flag.
[ Flag ]: Chase.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Chase is up after Carmen.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Ask away Boss.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (ok back, did I miss anything?)
[ Flag ]: What did Carmen Do?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: You missed Carmen's awesome question.
[ Chase ]: We're doing that game where we ask questions... everybody answers.
[ Ivy ]: (Chat-log worhty)
[ Chase ]: Actually, Carmen, ask Flag again?
[ Flag ]: ...
[ Scarlet ]: (Everyone is asking good questions today. :) )
[ Carmen ]: I'll copy and paste, since I'm lazy, if no one minds.
[ Carmen ]: You're in the woods, you've walked a distance, you've crossed a brige, and you've stopped at a sight in front of you. What kind of woods are you in, how long/far have you walked, what was the make of the bridge you crossed, and what are you seeing in front of you?
[ Flag ]: ((I"m multi-tasking, so if someone could, please notify me when it's my turn to ask okay? ^_^; ))
[ Flag ]: All of it, unfamliar.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Then we all answered, and basically had in introspective moment.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: But it was a "you had to be there" thing
[ Chase ]: True.
[ Flag ]: (( I'll read the log later. :) ))
[ Kidman ]: Is this kokology?
[ Chase ]: Apparently, I have lots of problems, which will take about 8 kilometers of dwelling.
[ DericStorm ]: i'm not too far behind, with 4 miles
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I have a long way to go
[ Flag ]: Interesting... I don't pay attention to how long I walk as long as I eventually get where Im going...
[ Sarah-Nade ]: ok, who has the next question?
[ DericStorm ]: and actually Chase has the next query
[ Chase ]: Right...
[ Ivy ]: I wonder why I saw a house... but I feel worse for Dan since he saw a bear.
[ Scarlet ]: I note that both you and Kidman saw some form of shelter, Ivy...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Deric saw a broken down house.
[ DericStorm ]: no, i saw a watering hole
[ DericStorm ]: it's kinda like a small pond
[ DericStorm ]: my answer was pa ath i took multiple times as a kid during the summer in Nebraska
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Ah right, it was kidman who saw the shack
[ Kidman ]: Yep.
[ Carmen ]: I'm glad you're all enjoying that question, and the answers that followed.
[ Chase ]: Yeah, way to make conversation.
[ DericStorm ]: ask your question chase
[Neutral Grounds]: Philo has entered at 6:13 am
[ Chase ]: Question: How do you plan to help your employer in the next 6 months?
[ Kidman ]: It does remind me of that Japanese mind game
[ Philo ]: Wow, still people here.
[ DericStorm ]: i'm helping to train the next generation of agents
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Find Vic, get him out of ACME's hands, then lay low and keep an ear to the ground
[ Carmen ]: I thoroughly enjoy mind games.
[ Carmen ]: Hello Philo.
[ Ivy ]: what?
[ Chase ]: You heard me, Ivy.
[ Kidman ]: I'm digging a top-secret hole under Chase's chair.
[ Philo ]: Hey Carmen
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I plan to meet up with Nev so we can discuss this very topic
[ Flag ]: *Shrugs* I've got plans, but I guess I'll help however.
[ Ivy ]: I can't really answer that, my thoughts on ACME have been altered recently.
[ Chase ]: ...Nice to know you plan to have a plan, Dan.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: That's me!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Hey Phi!
[ Kidman ]: feels bad for Ivy.
[ Philo ]: Hey Dan
[ DericStorm ]: Philo
[ Philo ]: Ernh
[ Kidman ]: Hey Philo
[ Ivy ]: You know.... I can help my employers get rid of people who may be carelessly reckless.
[ Philo ]: Hey Kid
[ DericStorm ]: why are you staring at me, Ivy
[ Ivy ]: That's just a thought.
[ Philo ]: She's a real firebrand..
[ Kidman ]: feels bad for Chase.
[ Ivy ]: Don't sweat it Storm. You're camping in Brazil as far as I'm concerned.
[ Carmen ]: If I'm my own 'employer' might I help myself by taking a small vacation within the next 6 months?
[ Philo ]: (Anyone wanna suggest to me a highly psychological book? I got a final.)
[ Chase ]: Valid answer, Carmen.
[ Kidman ]: (Wisdom of Insecurity by Watts)
[ DericStorm ]: (I'm actually reading a psychology book about the Batman universe)
[ Philo ]: (Saw one for The Simpsons once.)
[ Philo ]: (I need to modify that, I need a highly psychological NOVEL.)
[ Kidman ]: feels bad for corrupted Photoshop installation file.
[ DericStorm ]: what about you, chase?
[ Chase ]: I plan to rectify what happened in December 2011 within 3 of those 6 months.
[ Scarlet ]: Ambitious.
[ Flag ]: rolls eyes.
[ Carmen ]: Certainly not too ambitious, given his record.
[ Chase ]: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
[ Carmen ]: Oh, don't thank me yet, you've much more obstacles than you readily see.
[ Carmen ]: With that, I need to leave.
[ Carmen ]: Thank you very much for your efforts tonight, everyone.
[ Kidman ]: would like to be an obstacle
[ Ivy ]: Bye Carmen
[ Philo ]: So long Carmen, glad to catch ya
[ Philo ]: har-haqr
[ Kidman ]: Bye Master
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Later Carmen!
[ Chase ]: Thanks for the chat... and the big question.
[ Scarlet ]: Good evening, Carmen.
[ Flag ]: *waves*
[ Ivy ]: Damn, I should go too. Got ACME papers to grade.
[ Carmen ]: *Nods* Thank you again. Do Take care.
[Neutral Grounds]: Carmen has left at 6:25 am
[ Ivy ]: Later everyone, see you in a bit.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Bye Ivy!
[ Philo ]: so long ivy
[ Scarlet ]: Goodbye, Ivy.
[ DericStorm ]: bye
[ Chase ]: Thanks Ivy, take care. I mean... really, watch your back.
[ Ivy ]: ...
[Neutral Grounds]: Ivy has left at 6:26 am
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Tough love there, Boss?
[ Philo ]: Smooth Chase...
[ Kidman ]: Good old ACME.
[ Philo ]: I'll get deh icepaqck ready for when she retorts dat little comment
[ DericStorm ]: wow, you really do need to work on this praise thing, el Jefe
[ Chase ]: She needs a little warning here and there.
[ Chase ]: Besides, she knows I was joking.
[ Philo ]: Peh.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Nope didn't sound like a joke to me.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: She might get a chair in your face later... I hear that happens.
[ Philo ]: Dere's no comparing 'em. Chase is deh thinkin' gumshoe. Ify's deh doing gumshoe.
[ Chase ]: I think that bruise on my arm is still there...
[ Flag ]: Funny how a disjointed band of criminals has more confidence in each other than an organization that does things by the books...
[ Chase ]: *checks* No wait, it's gone.
[ Chase ]: I'm good.
[ Kidman ]: So, true, Flag.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Would be worried if you were still bruised, Boss.
[ Kidman ]: Odd hearing that from you, though.
[ Chase ]: Sure, but ACME's been around since the 40s... you lot started only about 10 years ago.
[ DericStorm ]: and following that logic, what kind of gumshoe am I?
[ Kidman ]: And that means....?
[ Philo ]: deh kind dat sticks to things.
[ Philo ]: Or gets inteh sticky situations
[ DericStorm ]: can't argue with the second one
[ Chase ]: Heh
[ DericStorm ]: let's see: there was monte carlo, the press conference, brazil...
[ Philo ]: And remembering what happened when yeh found out how Carmen stole deh building....One who doesn't mind shouting classifieds at deh top of your lungs
[ Chase ]: If we talk about agents in my sector only, then we're tight.
[ DericStorm ]: oh, come on. Jordan beign a world class rat is hardly a state secret
[ Chase ]: You being a hothead also isn't a state secret.
[ DericStorm ]: never claimed it was
[ Philo ]: Don't usually get dese problems in VILE....
[ Philo ]: i demonstrate...
[ DericStorm ]: i was also sleep deprived at the time
[ Philo ]: HEY FLAG, YOU'RE A RAT!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ...
[ Sarah-Nade ]: I think he's more like a cat...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I see your point Phi. VILE is much less vocal.
[ DericStorm ]: he works for VILE. he's supposed to be underhanded
[ Flag ]: *shreugs* call me what you want, doesn't matter to me.
[ Philo ]: well myp oint was actually dat they don't care.
[ Flag ]: He's right. We don't. *snickers*
[ DericStorm ]: so, i'm supposed to let it slide that one of my co-workers can betray me to my enemies at any time?
[ Chase ]: As an agent, you're supposed to stay cool.
[ Chase ]: Everything else is an excuse.
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Well we already had WonderRat and an alien named Kneemoi... so its hard to really care...
[ DericStorm ]: ok, i screwed up. last time i checked, i'm currebtly paying for that mistake
[ Kidman ]: We had an alien?
[ DericStorm ]: you still do
[ Chase ]: Right, by the way, I'll up your vacation time for the next 2 years if you pull off Panama without a hitch.
[ DericStorm ]: got it
[ Flag ]: ((I though that Kneemoi was written out of the continuity of the site. O_o ))
[ Sarah-Nade ]: Bahahaha, guess who's losing vacation time, buuuuddy)
[ Philo ]: (there's more aliens where that came from, like in the Where in Space games)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (Aliens)
[ Kidman ]: (ancient aliens)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (I knew you'd get me Kidman.)
[ Flag ]: (Haha! the one time I can't find a link to that dude. X'D )
[ Kidman ]: (Somehow I could hear it.;-))
[ Flag ]: (I did too! X'D )
[ Sarah-Nade ]: (Honestly I can never keep track of what is and is not canon)
[ Philo ]: by deh end of 98, dere were so many VILE agents, we'd onlyp ull off a crime once a season.
[ Philo ]: gave me lots of tiem to overhaul engines
[ Chase ]: (Philo, in 98, Carmen was still at ACME.)
[ DericStorm ]: (in this continuity anyway)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (oh how timelines fly)
[ Chase ]: (She left in 99 -- I think... I only know whatever's happening in the RPs, it's been about 10 years since she left.)
[ Scarlet ]: (And that is why we need the Wiki.)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (we so do.)
[ Chase ]: Feel free to edit ( carmensandiego.info/story )
[ Chase ]: Everybody's working on their character biography there
[ DericStorm ]: (too much writing and not enough time to do it in)
[ Kidman ]: Lets do the Timeline warp againnnnnn!
[ Flag ]: (What Deric said ~_~ )
[ Kidman ]: Mine is all purty.
[ Chase ]: (Yeah, even for me.)
[ Philo ]: Yawn
[ Chase ]: (Need to sleep, I have an early day tomorrow)
[ Chase ]: (Thanks for the chat, been a pleasure)
[ Kidman ]: Night Chase
[ Kidman ]: Watch your back...
[ Flag ]: (Later! )
[ DericStorm ]: bye El Jefe
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Bye Boss
[ Philo ]: (I'd end up posting what I got on my character profiles.)
[ Philo ]: (worked hard on those)
[ Chase ]: (You'll have links to your RP appearances too, Philo, don't forget to add them)
[ DericStorm ]: (well, for me that'll just be Hiatus, Training and Paradigm Shift)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Man I gotta run too. Later everyone!
[ Scarlet ]: (I need to make a move, too... It's too close to tomorrow. Goodbye, everyone. Thank you for the fun.)
[Neutral Grounds]: DetectiveAwesome has left at 6:47 am
[ Chase ]: (Heh, night then, on this side of the globe)
[ Philo ]: So long scarlet
[ Flag ]: (Night everyone who's leaving! )
[ DericStorm ]: bye Pippi
[Neutral Grounds]: Scarlet has left at 6:47 am
[Neutral Grounds]: Chase has left at 6:47 am
[Neutral Grounds]: DericStorm has left at 6:48 am
[Neutral Grounds]: Ken_U_Belevitt has entered at 6:48 am
[ Philo ]: Well...wit' dem all gone I suppose you're gonna start plottin' something
[ Kidman ]: Hi!
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: Shhh....
[ Flag ]: is disguised.
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: the walls have ears, the placem ight be wired.
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: walks around checking the walls with a stethescope
[ Flag ]: ** the wall says ouch **
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: Looksl ike the coast is clear..
[ Kidman ]: investigates new person.
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: look 'im up...he's got a profile
[ Kidman ]: Hmmm...
[ Flag ]: Long story short, He's ACME.
[ Kidman ]: Who does?
[Neutral Grounds]: Sarah-Nade has left at 6:51 am
[ Philo ]: Ken? Nah, he's VILE....
[ Philo ]: Kinda....a little too paranoid to be any useful
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: I heard that!
[ Kidman ]: More paranoid than me?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: W-why...what do you know?
[ Philo ]: Take dat as a yes.
[ Kidman ]: Stuff
[ Flag ]: Yes... he's VILE, but he acts ACME sometimes... *watches*
[ Kidman ]: What do you know?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: Well, yeah, but it was needed...
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: There's a man out there...they call him the user
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: He's after Carmen and he'll stop at nothing to get to her
[ Kidman ]: Lots of people do that.
[ Philo ]: Last I heard you were comitted.
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: NOOH, No, this is different!
[ Kidman ]: What does he use?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: It's a conspiracy going back to the early days at ACME
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: Used to be a computer hacker, used to keep correspondance with Carmen.
[ Kidman ]: is interested.
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: he dropped a TV on my head!
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: This is all recorded in my blog, by the way.
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: For a while I was working with the FBI, along with a guy named Sarbajit Jasjiv, who was a former ACME agent...
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: Recently I went AWOL....called the FBI.
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: And I got COMMITTED!
[ Kidman ]: So what's he want with Master?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: He wants...He wants...
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: He wants to be the ONLY one responsible for capturing her, which means he's done INJURY and DEATH to some people who've come close!
[ Philo ]: Yeah right, Kenny and I'm deh tooth fairy.
[ Kidman ]: What about Chase?
[ Flag ]: Guess we're safe then. We obviously don't want her caught.
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: Chase is involved. Like i said it is all documented on my profile.
[ Kidman ]: So Chase is helping him be the only person to catch Master?
[ Philo ]: Why don't you tell dem the one about dat bandage-faced guy being Elvis.
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: He WAS Elvis!
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: his singing voice was SPOT-ON!
[ Flag ]: turns to Kidman "that or he is Chase."
[ Kidman ]: I caught Master once.
[ Philo ]: Dat or dis guy's just a nutcase.
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: Nutty, or nutty like a fox?!
[ Flag ]: What does that even mean?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: I don't know!
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: only thing I know is that whitish stuff on the cheesep izzas in school cafeterias
[ Kidman ]: Are you helping to protect Master, then?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: It's actually na elaborate MIND CONTROL drug..
[ Philo ]: ori t's cheese. Probably it's cheese
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: That's what they WANT you to think. They want you to think it's cheese
[ Flag ]: whispers to Kidman, "I have no idea what they're talking about."
[ Kidman ]: looks at Ken.
[ Kidman ]: Do you have majick?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: No...
[ Philo ]: He has a tinfoil hat.
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: I DO NOT.....anymore
[ Kidman ]: What does the foil do?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: Protects your brain from hypnotic radio waves constnantly inundated upon the earth by an alien species
[ Kidman ]: Which species?
[ Flag ]: ... Why would they even bother?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: ....I don't know.
[ Kidman ]: If you found an alien, what would you do?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: I don't know...maybe ask it the answers to the great secrets of the universe
[ Flag ]: Why do you think an alien would know that?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: Because human beings don't....so SOMEBODY has to
[ Flag ]: Riiiiiigght...
[ Kidman ]: You wouldn't give them to the government, right?
[ Philo ]: So, what can we do to get you back into dat nice padded cell?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: OF COURSE NOT....EVERYONE knows that NOBODY can trust the government
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: They were subjugated by the hideous legions of the subterranian mole king in the 1960s
[ Flag ]: I think I can understand why you were commited.
[ Kidman ]: The government?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: The government, and most law enforcement...including ACME
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: they seem to love those dark feflective shades a little TOO much
[ Kidman ]: All taken by the mole king?
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: Of course...what better place to subjugate governments, than via the underground?
[ Flag ]: Well... Space according to your logic.
[ Philo ]: Deh space between his ears anyway
[ Kidman ]: brb, have to get some laundry
[ Flag ]: (okay)
[ Philo ]: So, uh....Flag..
[ Flag ]: What?
[ Philo ]: What's deh biome like on your home planet? Is itl ike in Star Wars where it's all ice, or all desert?
[ Flag ]: *answers for ***** s and giggles* It's mixed. Much like here.
[ Philo ]: I was thinkin' it might be cold...cause you'vek inda got some fur...
[ Flag ]: *shrugs* We've got three suns. I don't know why any of it gets cold.
[ Philo ]: You got, like, deh theory of evolution? And what did you evolve from?
[ Flag ]: No... actually, evolution was a concept I learned here. We're... not as advanced as you in terms of science it seems.
[ Flag ]: glances at Ken and whispers "did we lose him?"
[ Philo ]: Eh, don't worry about him. even if he DID figure out you were an alien, he'd almost certainly have it figured all wrong.
[ Philo ]: Guy's got a screwloose......from when dat TV fell on his head.
[ Flag ]: Interesting....
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: I heard that!
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: You harboring alien life there Philo?
[ Philo ]: Uh...yeah...sure, here you go...
[ Philo ]: hands him a cheese sandwich
[ Flag ]: Wow...
[ Ken_U_Belevitt ]: AH-HA, another piecce of the puzzle!
[ Kidman ]: That is very sad...
[ Philo ]: But kinda funny too..
[ Flag ]: I guess...
[ Flag ]: Normally Ihave a totally different reason for avoiding the conspiracy types. This is new to me.
[ Flag ]: (Hey guys. I have to go. Grandmother needs her computer fixed again *sigh* )
[ Flag ]: (See you all later! :) )
[Neutral Grounds]: Flag has left at 7:25 am
[ Kidman ]: Dang, missed Flag
[Neutral Grounds]: Ken_U_Belevitt has left at 7:26 am
[ Philo ]: well I guess dis is jus' where de chatstarts deflatin'
[ Kidman ]: He didn't even say goodbye
[ Kidman ]: Ran pretty long thougfh.
[ Kidman ]: Guess I'm off too...
[ Philo ]: okay, so long
[ Kidman ]: Night, mate.
[Neutral Grounds]: Philo has left at 7:28 am