Welcome! You have entered [Neutral Grounds] at 7:10 pm
[ Kidman ]: -- Welcome! Please stay in character while in chat, (use parenthesis for Out Of Character messages). Also remember, this is the Internet, DO NOT give out personal information.
[ Kidman ]: Lovely lovely...
[Neutral Grounds]: DericStorm has entered at 7:42 pm
[ DericStorm ]: allo
[ Kidman ]: Ah! Someone enters.
[ Kidman ]: sat on the floor and leaned against the wall.
[ DericStorm ]: we do have chairs in here
[ Kidman ]: I perfer the floor, but cheers for the offer.
[ Kidman ]: You're an ACME, right? I have a question for you.
[ DericStorm ]: shoot
[ Kidman ]: Why does Ivy kick people so hard? We don't kick her.:mean:
[ DericStorm ]: The princess has anger management and impulse control issues
[ Kidman ]: She does a bit of damage. It's really not fair, considering how careful we are with you guys.
[ DericStorm ]: careful? right.....
[ DericStorm ]: By the way, I hit much harder than she does
[ Kidman ]: And you're proud of this?
[ DericStorm ]: definitely
[ DericStorm ]: i am 7 inches taller and about 80 pounds heavier
[ Kidman ]: Have any of us actually assualted any of you? This is an honest question. I'm not up to date on all the goings on.
[ DericStorm ]: You've tried. it's called resisting arrest
[ DericStorm ]: besides it could be worse. i could shoot the ones of you that try to run
[ Kidman ]: No you can't... can you? Could you seriously shoot us and get away with it?
[ DericStorm ]: i'd shoot you in the leg. non-lethal action is authorized in the apprehension of criminals
[ DericStorm ]: i use rubber bullets anyway
[ Kidman ]: grew increasingly perturbed.
[ Kidman ]: Shooting anywhere is dangerous, leg or no.
[ Kidman ]: And we aren't armed.
[ DericStorm ]: some of you are
[ DericStorm ]: also, if you didn't run, we wouldn't have to shoot
[ Kidman ]: Who? I... they are?
[ DericStorm ]: this may be difficult to fathom, but you guys aren't the only criminals out there, and they don't play as nice
[ Kidman ]: Well YES. I'm speaking of us.
[ Kidman ]: You work in the States, yes? You can't shoot someone for running.
[ DericStorm ]: "Freeze or I shoot"
[ Kidman ]: Tennessee v. Garner
[ DericStorm ]: rubber bullets are not "deadly force"
[ Kidman ]: Scott Olsen
[ Kidman ]: I'm just saying, save it for the others. Evil may be in the name, but so far as I know, most of us aren't
[ DericStorm ]: Olsen was hit by a tear gas canister which is 100x larger than a rubber bullet
[ DericStorm ]: rubber bullets usually weigh .7 g
[ Kidman ]: Ah. My mistake.
[ Kidman ]: Though is it safe to assume that using rubber bullets on you guys would warrent you shooting us with real ones?
[ DericStorm ]: depnds on the agent
[ Kidman ]: http://news.discovery.com/tech/can-rubber-bullets-kill-you-110815.html
[ Kidman ]: Although I suppose you can kill someone with anything if you want to bad enough.
[ DericStorm ]: those are 40mm shells. i use 9mm rubber bullets
[ Kidman ]: http://forum-3.com/hunting-forum/could-rubber-bullets-from-9mm-kill-someone-t23182.html
[ Kidman ]: The internet is a majickla place.
[ Kidman ]: Guns are not.
[ Kidman ]: Think about it. Can you imagine us shooting things at you?
[ Kidman ]: Seems wrong, yes?
[ DericStorm ]: No, because I have been shot at while arresting a suspect
[ Kidman ]: One of US?
[ DericStorm ]: i forget. it was one of my first cases
[ Kidman ]: facepalms.
[ DericStorm ]: pardon me for not having the casefile right in front of me
[ Kidman ]: I'm assuming you've been around long enough to know it probably wasn't one of us.
[ DericStorm ]: i don't assume anything
[ Kidman ]: If it was one of us, then it really wasn't. WE don't shoot.
[ Kidman ]: We're special like that. <3
[ DericStorm ]: oh yes, because you ALL follow Carmen's rules to the letter
[ DericStorm ]: :rolleyes:
[ Kidman ]: Those truly loyal, yes. We joined her for a reason.
[ DericStorm ]: :cash::cash::cash::cash:
[ Kidman ]: Ha ha.... yesssss.... but Carmen doesn't take lightly to her rules being broken. They wouldn't be getting              :cash: :cash: :cash: :cash: :cash: for long.
[ Kidman ]: Lee can attest to that.
[ Kidman ]: sighs.
[ Kidman ]: Oh Lee, why were you so stupid...?
[ DericStorm ]: I have so many responses to that
[ Kidman ]: Do tell! :clap:
[ DericStorm ]: something involving weaseles and the intelligence of rutebegas
[ Kidman ]: Were you with ACME when he was there the first time around?
[ DericStorm ]: before he betrayed us to join you? no
[ Kidman ]: Hmmm... that was... 18 years ago! My god! Is there anyone still at ACME from back then?
[ DericStorm ]: (actually, in this world i don't think it was that long ago)
[ Kidman ]: (Hmmm, well, no matter) Is there anyone still at ACME that knew him then?
[ DericStorm ]: Chief, maybe Chase, possibly Suhara
[ Kidman ]: Hmmm.... not Suhara.... he left after Carmen, so far as I know. Unless he's back. Is he back? Do any of them ever come into this little room?
[ DericStorm ]: Chief, Chase, and Carmen do. I haven't seen Suhara on here
[ Kidman ]: This doesn't seem his sort of thing.
[ Kidman ]: I just.... I wonder how he was back then.
[ DericStorm ]: who? Lee?
[ Kidman ]: Yes. I feel like there was something else at work there.
[ DericStorm ]: Lee's always been an over-ambitious snake
[ Kidman ]: Does he ever show up here?
[ DericStorm ]: yep
[ Kidman ]: I'd like to poke him a bit.
[ DericStorm ]: I think we have a private room around here for that sort of thing
[ DericStorm ]: waggles eyebrows
[ Kidman ]: 8s Besides, I doubt he goes for frankenstines.