Welcome! You have entered [Neutral Grounds] at 9:29 pm
[ Kidman ]: -- Welcome! Please stay in character while in chat, (use parenthesis for Out Of Character messages). Also remember, this is the Internet, DO NOT give out personal information.
[Neutral Grounds]: Bran_Ap_Brychan has entered at 9:33 pm
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: pokes his head through the door
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Ah, Kidman
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Good afternoon
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: wonders if Kidman is asleep
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: wonders if he should write on Kidman with a marker while she is asleep
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: picks up a marker
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: walks towards Kidman
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: remembers his manners and puts the marker in the garbage.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: sits down and starts reading a book
[ Kidman ]: Oops, sorry mate
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: looks up from his book
[ Kidman ]: Isn't that the way? I get up for one moment....
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Hello
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: No biggy.... No harm was done...
[ Kidman ]: (lol)
[ Kidman ]: So, hows it been for you?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Fine. I have been reading this book
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: shows Kidman the book
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: It's called "100 ways to kill a man"
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: And you?
[ Kidman ]: You need a book for that?
[ Kidman ]: Posting old stories in my journal I wrote about Master.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Yes, it might come in handy
[ Kidman ]: How?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Well... It is beneficial to understand all the ways a person could kill you.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: That way you could counter a persons evil plot.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: And of course there are other uses for the book....
[ Kidman ]: Like?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: How about efficient self defence?
[ Kidman ]: You said that already. What are the other uses for the book?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I think I will leave it at that...
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Anyway, it's a good book
[ Kidman ]: No, do go on.
[ Kidman ]: :read:
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Well, probably most importantly, the book looks excellent on the shelf...
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Decoration -- one might say.
[ Kidman ]: You going to kill anyone with it?
[Neutral Grounds]: DericStorm has entered at 9:53 pm
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Kill people?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: me?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Of course not...
[ Kidman ]: You have the book.
[ DericStorm ]: at least, not that we've been able to prove
[ Kidman ]: I mean, you can kill someone with anything.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Good afternon, Mr. Storm
[ Kidman ]: Hey mate!
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Were you asking if I would kill someone with the book?
[ Kidman ]: And if you bought it to put on the shelf, you're not having it on the shelf very well.
[ Kidman ]: I can show you how, if you like.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Books are not the preferred method... to exterminate people
[ Kidman ]: places a book on a shelf.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: ...
[ Kidman ]: Now you try.
[ DericStorm ]: you can crush the trachea with a well-placed strike with the book
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: ....
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: puts his book on the shelf
[ Kidman ]: Yeay!
[ Kidman ]: :clap:
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Remind me to grab it... we wouldn't want to leave it in here....
[ Kidman ]: The people that kill people already know how and those that don't won't.
[ Kidman ]: Except for Lee.
[ Kidman ]: Lee might want it.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I think I'll keep my book...
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I might put it back in my house...
[ Kidman ]: Lee will be like "I'm going to throw the book at Carmen....literally. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: (lol)
[ Kidman ]: Deric, you interested in Chan's book?
[ Kidman ]: It's about killing people. I know you like that stuff.
[ Kidman ]: :skull:
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Maybe he is asleep..
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: The marker is in the garbage, you know...
[ Kidman ]: Heh.
[ Kidman ]: Nah, he'll probably arrest me for defacing a face.
[ Kidman ]: You do it.
[ DericStorm ]: Chan?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I think I would get into trouble for assulting a fellow agent
[ DericStorm ]: mark my face, and they won't find your bodies...:mean:
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: *Assaulting
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: There is that to consider as well...
[ Kidman ]: Why are you worried, Chan? You know how to kill someone 100 different ways!
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: True...
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: But even if I defended myself from Mr. Storm, I'm sure I would not be in optimun condition
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: afterwards
[ Kidman ]: Mr. Storm, could you kill Chan 100 different ways?
[ DericStorm ]: i'm sure i can find a few different ways
[ DericStorm ]: also, you do have to remember, I am very friendly with an explosives expert
[ Kidman ]: Chan has a book that tells you 100 ways.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: You would stoop so low as to blow me up?
[ Kidman ]: nah, he'd have his girlfriend do it.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: ahh
[ DericStorm ]: ;-)
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Big diference
[ Kidman ]: Or shoot a rod at you from space.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I'm sorry I thought you would blow me up, Mr Storm...
[ DericStorm ]: oh no, I'd just pound you like a drum
[ Kidman ]: wonders how they get the rods into space in the first place.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Of course
[ Kidman ]: Hulf smash and all that.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Like a gentleman
[ Kidman ]: Hulk
[ Kidman ]: A gentleman Hulk.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I should not have doubted your integrity, Mr. Storm
[ Kidman ]: Hulk kindly smasheth thee.
[ DericStorm ]: more like "I'll give you a 20 second headstart"
[ Kidman ]: He won't hit me, though. I have immunity.
[ DericStorm ]: bops Kidman on the top of her head
[ Kidman ]: Ow!
[ Kidman ]: Hey, I thought boobs made me exempt around here!
[ DericStorm ]: :weird:
[ Kidman ]: Oh for god's sake....
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Clearly not...
[ Kidman ]: We can talk about killing people but I can't say 'boobs'?
[ DericStorm ]: i barely tapped ya
[ Kidman ]: Chase would freak out if he knew.
[ DericStorm ]: i wouldn't go that far
[ Kidman ]: Personally I perfer not to have special treatment because of my body model.
[ DericStorm ]: then don't complain
[ Kidman ]: I'm still telling Chase just to watch him freak out.
[ Kidman ]: It will be an experiment.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: A psychological experiment... I like it.
[ Kidman ]: I was unarmed, he was unprokoved!
[ Kidman ]: I saw murder flash in his eyes.
[ Kidman ]: He gave an unearthly growl
[ Kidman ]: His fangs glistening in the moonlight
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Disgraceful....
[ Kidman ]: Everything is growing dark.
[ Kidman ]: Chan, hold me in my final hour....
[ DericStorm ]: and to Oscar goes to...
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: holds on to Kidmans sleeve
[ Kidman ]: dies.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: A momment of silence, please....
[ Kidman ]: comes back as ghost.
[ Kidman ]: Stooooorrrrmmm...you killllllllled me.... whaaaat number wasss it in Channnn's boooook?
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Ghost? I find ghosts most intriguing
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Let's see....
[ Kidman ]: intrigues Chan.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: looks in the book
[ Kidman ]: hovers
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Ah! Number 55 -- Killing a person by delivering a tremedous blow to the head
[ Kidman ]: Fifty Fiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!!!
[ DericStorm ]: well, if you believe TV, there are about 1000 ways to die
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I've been cheated....
[ Kidman ]: And so it was written, Storm shall henceforth be known as 55.
[ DericStorm ]: actually, my jersey number at Notre Dame was 21
[ Kidman ]: Actually, nah, I like 'Storm'.
[ Kidman ]: Reminds me of the xmen.
[ Kidman ]: is back from the dead as a zombie.
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Zombies are interesting as well...
[ Kidman ]: imagines Storm in Storm's costume. Laughs.
[Neutral Grounds]: EarlJr has entered at 10:37 pm
[ DericStorm ]: :weird:
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Hello, Eugene
[ Kidman ]: Hey
[ DericStorm ]: that is disturbing on a few levels
[ EarlJr ]: hello everyone
[ Kidman ]: You disturbed Storm.
[ Kidman ]: Also, I'm a zombie.
[ EarlJr ]: care to elaborate?
[ DericStorm ]: you're a drama queen
[ EarlJr ]: who created you then?
[ Kidman ]: Storm killed me. Chan saw it.
[ Kidman ]: It was horrible!
[ EarlJr ]: ...
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: Killed her with one blow
[ Kidman ]: There was so much blood, but Storm drank it all.
[ Kidman ]: With a curly straw!
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: ...
[ EarlJr ]: (for a moment there I read chainsaw)
[ EarlJr ]: ...
[ Kidman ]: (that too)
[ Bran_Ap_Brychan ]: I wouldn't go that far..
[ EarlJr ]: facepalms
[ EarlJr ]: words fail me here.
[ Kidman ]: brains....
[ DericStorm ]: needs garlic
[ Kidman ]: Yes, facepalm tenderize brains....
[ EarlJr ]: you wouldn't like the taste of my brains anyways
[ Kidman ]: Full of acid?
[ EarlJr ]: probably, along with other wonderful substances absorbed from various third world hellholes
[ Kidman ]: brains?
[ DericStorm ]: parasites, bacteria, caffeine
[ Kidman ]: Meh, my tastebuds are dead. I don't care.
[ EarlJr ]: wait a sec, go back to the part where you became a zombie
[ EarlJr ]: how did that happen, exactly?
[ Kidman ]: Okay...it all happened so fast.
[ EarlJr ]: did Roux have a hand in this?
[ DericStorm ]: i lightly bopped her on the top of the head
[ DericStorm ]: she's just melodramatic
[ Kidman ]: Chan and I were discussing various manners of death, when suddenly
[ Kidman ]: he tore me assunder!
[ Kidman ]: But the devil wouldn't take me, so I was sent back to get my revenge
[ Kidman ]: and hunt demons
[ Kidman ]: I have a witness to this.
[ EarlJr ]: ...
[ DericStorm ]: :weird:
[ Kidman ]: So yeah, brains.
[ EarlJr ]: revenge on Chase?
[ Kidman ]: No, Storm killed me.
[ Kidman ]: I shall get my revenge by turning the Chase loose upon him.
[ EarlJr ]: uh...
[ EarlJr ]: remember when you tried sicing Chase on Ivy? Remember how that turned out?
[ DericStorm ]: i'm less than worried
[ Kidman ]: Yeah, but see, this is different. Storm hit a GURL.:female:
[ Kidman ]: Somehow that makes it bad.
[ Kidman ]: More bad.
[ Kidman ]: Some man code thing.
[ EarlJr ]: uh huh
[ EarlJr ]: I'll give you some time to treasure that illusion before Chase gets here to break you of it.
[ DericStorm ]: it wasn't a hit. it was barely a tap
[ Kidman ]: I don't care either way, really.
[ Kidman ]: But I'm still telling Chase.
[ EarlJr ]: then why come back for revenge?
[ Kidman ]: Because the devil through me out and I have nothing better to do.
[ Kidman ]: threw
[ Kidman ]: cripes...
[ EarlJr ]: heh
[ Kidman ]: http://www.theseventhstarprojects.com/storm.JPG I made you something, Storm.