Welcome! You have entered [Neutral Grounds] at 4:28 am
[ Kidman ]: Try to always stay in character. (Use parentheses for out-of-character chats.)
[ SpringHeeledJack ]: Hey there Kid.
[ Contessa ]: Hello Kidman.
[ Kidman ]: Hey mates!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Yo Kid
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: You know what this room needs?
[ Kidman ]: What's doin'?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Some drinks and Glosticks
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Hei hei Kid!
[ Kidman ]: Less lag?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Anja! Get the glow sticks
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I'll grab the drinks
[ DericStorm ]: no
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: hands soda to everyone
[ Chase ]: Kidman.
[ Chase ]: How goes it?
[ Kidman ]: Roc = Tard the grumpy cat
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: rummages through her back to retrieve the glosticks.
[ DericStorm ]: huh?
[ Kidman ]: HARD CORE GARDENING))
[ Kidman ]: Who says 'no' to drinks and glosticks?
[ Kidman ]: pokes FC
[ Contessa ]: Thank you for this canned drink of sugared soda..
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: You're welcome.
[ DericStorm ]: someone who has a slight sinus migraine
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: mixes with orangejuice.
[ Chase ]: ... why glowsticks?
[ Kidman ]: gives Roc a sudafed
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: So, how's medical Kidman?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Is anyone gonna reply to Contessa or do you guys already have something?)
[ Contessa ]: (No one need answer me, I was just giving VILE a jumping point.)
[ Kidman ]: Did she ask something?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Think she just warned you that Carmen was on her way
[ Kidman ]: Well, I wanted to write a generator blowing up, hencing cutting power and making more chaos.
[ Contessa ]: (Yes, but I think Carmen wanted to 'link up' with medical?)
[ Kidman ]: Ooh! A post!
[ Contessa ]: I must be off, thank you for the chat.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Bye Contessa!
[Neutral Grounds]: Contessa has left at 4:38 am
[ Chase ]: (That means we'll need to change the medical post a bit.)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Awwww!
[ Kidman ]: Two posts!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: You didn't see Joe/Euge's post earlier?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I liked that one a lot.
[ Kidman ]: is catching up
[ Kidman ]: reads Contessa's first
[ Kidman ]: I don't see a need to change it.
[ Chase ]: Kidman... you mean you haven't checked the site all this time?
[ Kidman ]: That's odd. He didn't tell me he posted it it.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: snaps a glow stick
[ Chase ]: (We may need to change a little, compensate for the message.)
[ Kidman ]: I can just write that Kidman
[ Kidman ]: 's earpiece is busted))
[ Kidman ]: ...
[ DericStorm ]: (i'm currently trying to work on mine and nace's post)
[ Chase ]: Not just you, but Carmen, Roux, Sophie too, would hear it.))
[ DericStorm ]: (but google docs is not playing nice)
[ DericStorm ]: (that explosion might be from me and nace)
[ Chase ]: (G-docs has never played nice to me.)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: snaps two glow sticks.
[ Kidman ]: Roc gets to blow things up... :mean:
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: inserts them under her lampshade.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (woah yay! posts)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Glowing lampshade!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Why does everyone want to blow things up>
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ?
[ Kidman ]: I'll follow whatever you guys do, but I'm going to try and keep Kidman in the dark as long as possible))
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Ja, is it so moro?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Can't we just get out of here safe and sound without hurting more people?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: more importantly... save the Bunker Boys!!
[ Kidman ]: Who says people have to get hurt?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: We need help!
[ Kidman ]: Don't worry, Chase is sending Tweed over!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: that's even worse!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: he hates ACME!
[ Kidman ]: Hmmm...that would pose a problem, wouldn't it?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: a-yep
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: When come you to find the dragon, Mr. Chase?
[ Chase ]: Barber likes ACME.
[ Kidman ]: ?
[ Chase ]: He's been using our technology.
[ Kidman ]: He has a funny way of showing it
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: yeah
[ Chase ]: Immitation is flattery, so they say.
[ Chase ]: Where did I hear that?
[ Chase ]: Anyway, Euge has HELL, that's great, we're half way done.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Mr. Chase! Why must you speak about such a place?
[ Kidman ]: Didn't ICE blow up?
[ Chase ]: Last bit would be killing off the remaining fodder and evaccuating the weapon.
[ Kidman ]: reads Euges post slowly, savouring it
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ...and maybe saving the bunker boys?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: guys?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: hears crickets
[ Chase ]: You'll be fine.
[ Kidman ]: I would save you, but I'm locked in a tower, awaiting rescue
[ Chase ]: If you get me Barber, I'll cross off the mission objective for you, and you can have bonuses.
[ Kidman ]: swoons and throws a brick
[ DericStorm ]: I'm under said tower
[ Chase ]: "Swoons and throws a brick" sounds like you just laid an egg...
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: giggles.
[ Kidman ]: Somewhere out there, Gunnar's heart skips a beat but does not know why...
[ Chase ]: Must have been the Mario Brothers imagery...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: heh heh
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Heheheh)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Did you just throw a brick at Deric?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Cha-ching)
[ Kidman ]: That should be Gunnar's other character quote. "Can I have a raise?"))
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Heheheh)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (LOL!)
[ Chase ]: But alive.
[ Chase ]: I need Barber alive, so I can... interrogate him... and whatever I'm supposed to do.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: right.
[ Chase ]: I'll figure that out when I meet him.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: how are we gonna do that with like 3 people pointing guns at us?
[ Kidman ]: /me's mind went in the gutter and regrets it throughly
[ Kidman ]: Warning ! Only IRC subset can be used (Type /? or /help for list of IRC commands)
[ Chase ]: First, why he wants to kill me.
[ Kidman ]: ...
[ Kidman ]: 's mind went in the gutter and regrets it throughly
[ Chase ]: Then, when we have that established, we'll talk about the other super secret stuff he's hiding.
[ Chase ]: You have 3 people pointing guns at you?
[ Chase ]: All of you?
[ Chase ]: You mean to tell me, not even one of you is in the clear?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Nevon did a really bad job of watching our backs.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I don't even know where he is!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: He went to fix Shelob who got stuck in a corner and then *poof* gone!
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: gasps.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Magisk.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Which trolleri!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Yeah I know.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Magisk!
[ SpringHeeledJack ]: (My chat is going weird...)
[ Chase ]: Shelob got stuck in a corner?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (uh that's how it's supposed to be Jack. Ride the wave of crazy with us.)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: We think so.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Heheheh)
[ Kidman ]: Maybe he fell through a trap door!
[ SpringHeeledJack ]: (Nah, I meant the program)
[ Chase ]: (restart, feel free.)
[ SpringHeeledJack ]: (Nah, got it fixed. Was just locked higher in the chat.)
[ Kidman ]: .
[ Kidman ]: Okay, still works
[ DericStorm ]: huzzah
[ Kidman ]: finishes Euge's post.
[ Kidman ]: If...if only we could film that.....
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: heh
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: He said Joe put in the elements that made it more urgent.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Thought that was cool.
[ Kidman ]: But why did Karnak walk away?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Went to push the thing down on his leg.
[ Kidman ]: Ah.
[ Kidman ]: Hey Jack!
[ Kidman ]: http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-monster-movie-ideas-hollywood-should-be-making-next/
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Heh, I just mentioned that.
[ Kidman ]: A fellow cracked reader, are you?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I was introduced to the page via a crazy Swedish twin article
[ Chase ]: That was crazy
[ Kidman ]: Jack's new avatar: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/8/4/179784_v1.jpg
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (...)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: sex party?
[ Kidman ]: I took it from the article
[ SpringHeeledJack ]: Hmmm....]
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: En... to... tre... fire... fem... seks...
[ Kidman ]: sjutton!
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Sytten?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Ah, you speak Swedish?
[ Kidman ]: Gunnar taught me!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: heh
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Ah, ja. Gunnar is the Swedish boy.
[ Chase ]: Everyone needs a hobby.
[ Chase ]: So what happens at these sex parties in graveyards?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Why have you seks parties in graveyards?
[ SpringHeeledJack ]: Grandpa never told me.
[ Chase ]: I was about to ask Jack the same thing.
[ Kidman ]: You'd have to ask Jack, I guess.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: We could to have seks parties at klubbs instead.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: thinks over this
[ DericStorm ]: ...
[ Chase ]: No seks in Norwegian klubbs, Anja, you know that.
[ Kidman ]: 6s are forbidden!
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: What? What is bad with seks?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Only told me Pastor Hanssen that three seks is a bad number.
[ Kidman ]: The are almost as evil as... 17
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I'm so confused
[ Chase ]: Are you kidding? Seks is full of wrong, especially co'ed with ni.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (...)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: huh?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Seks is not bad.
[ Chase ]: Speaking of which, who keeps taking my vodka gummy bears?
[ Kidman ]: Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: ...I am not old.
[ Chase ]: You'll have to ask Pastor Hanssen about "seks og ni" too, Anja.
[ Chase ]: Though don't.
[ Chase ]: Better not.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: I can ask him.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: He talks to me about many things.
[ Kidman ]: Oh myyyyy
[ Chase ]: Out of curiosity, were there other people present when he talks to you about these many things?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Seks og ni er femten.
[ Chase ]: Femten is underage.
[ Kidman ]: Heh. heh heh
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Underage?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: And Leiv is with me when I talk with Pastor Hanssen.
[ Chase ]: That's right, you need to be at least seksten.
[ Chase ]: In Norway.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Why must I to be seksten?
[ Chase ]: Hey... look at the time.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ...
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: I talked with Pastor Hanssen when I was ti.
[ Chase ]: I have a sky-diving lesson to give one of the interns in Legal.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Oh, skydiving!
[ Kidman ]: sextio nio
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Which moro!
[ Chase ]: Take care, everybody.
[ Chase ]: (I'm off, early day tomorrow)
[ Chase ]: (Night.)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Hei da, Mr. Chase!
[ Kidman ]: Bye mate!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Later Boss
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Be good.)
[Neutral Grounds]: Chase has left at 5:45 am
[ Kidman ]: That thar was hilarious
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I had no idea what happened.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Du har slik en svensk bøying, Kid.
[ Kidman ]: sexuella anspelningar
[ Kidman ]: Oops, forgot Anja was Norwegian
[ Kidman ]: ))
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Heheh)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Hey someone told me Sweden invented water that tastes just like chocolate milkshake
[ Kidman ]: !?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (http://imgur.com/gallery/xvGSG5M)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: https://www.facebook.com/loka?fref=ts
[ Kidman ]: Heh. Look at all the pessemists in the comments
[ SpringHeeledJack ]: Heck, if they had that here, I'd drink it.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: heh
[ SpringHeeledJack ]: I hate the flavor of water.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: It looks good
[ Kidman ]: Oh crap, now I'm trapped in Imgur))
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (you're welcome)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Ha! "[Soon is launched three new but old but still new flavors!]")
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (LOL!)
[ Kidman ]: (At least they're honest.;-))
[ Kidman ]: And I'm off, mates!
[ Kidman ]: Take care!