Welcome! You have entered [Neutral Grounds] at 4:53 am
[ Kidman ]: Try to always stay in character. (Use parentheses for out-of-character chats.)
[ Kidman ]: oops
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Have you brought with you the ice cream, Kid?
[ Kidman ]: http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/cold+fish
[ Kidman ]: Although that's not really how it's used anymore...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: heh
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Hey we're even
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ACME and VILEs
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: That's kind of rare
[ Chase ]: Also male and female.
[ Chase ]: This is like some kind of bingo...
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: BINGO!
[ Kidman ]: rues Roux not being here
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Punny again
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Hey, Gunnar and Gudrun need to visit Australia.)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: http://cdn.thedailymeal.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/slideshow_618x412/tdm_slides/46753.jpg
[ Chase ]: Heh
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Fish and Chip Gellato?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ...sounds great!
[ Kidman ]: ...
[ Chase ]: heh heh
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: I like fish and chips.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: me too
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: I use all the sauce!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: hey! It's going to be Joe Kerr's birthday tomorrow
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: He was born on April fool's right?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: It is not April tomorrow.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: checks calender
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: oh hey... you're right
[ Kidman ]: (brb: elder patrol)
[ Chase ]: ...
[ Chase ]: We should probably do something against Joe...
[ Chase ]: For
[ Chase ]: I mean 'for' Joe.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (LOL)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Heheheh
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Ja, we can play a trick at him!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: What would be the best April's fools trick to play on him?
[ Chase ]: Play a trick?
[ Chase ]: Why play?
[ Chase ]: Can't we do?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Oh
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: How about Carmen won't be coming back, we'll have Jade that over that character instead?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Forgive my English, Mr. Chase.
[ Chase ]: No, no, I see what you mean, choice of words and all.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Or too obvious?
[ Chase ]: Maybe a little too obvious.
[ Chase ]: I can't think of a trick, really... I'm not exactly capable of things like that.
[ Chase ]: Unless you mean taking a guy out to the woods in Bavaria and shooting him in the head.
[ Chase ]: I'm not capable of that either.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: gasps.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ...
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Why would you to say that, Mr. Chase?!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: we could randomly tell him. "Wake up. This isn't real. You're in a coma."
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Different people
[ Chase ]: It was a German joke.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: throughout chat
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: but no one sees it but him
[ Chase ]: ...
[ Chase ]: Dan, you might just hit on something.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Heh
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: We could tell to him that Miss Carmen has become a supermodel.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: So is she retired.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: She is good for a supermodel.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: he'd never believe it though.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (OOC, I like your idea, DA.)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: The trick is to make sure no one else but him sees it.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I mean, acknowledges it.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Also, to make sure everyone types the same thing without misspelling.)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (heh.)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (I see this being great.)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (Should we ignore him if he asks about it or prentend he's being crazy?)
[ Chase ]: We'll need to email everybody in Gmail first... then PM everyone as they get online in here.
[ Chase ]: just act as if you never read anything
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (We should ignore him unless he specifies what he's talking about.)
[ Chase ]: Something like "What do you mean, Joe?"
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ANd if he pastes what we say?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: We're like, "what?"
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: right?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: OR I think something's wrong with your chat...
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Tell him his Flashchat is messed up. :P )
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: heh
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: heh heh
[ Chase ]: heh heh
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: We'll eventually let up, and tell him Happy Birthday. But this ought to be fun.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Moro!
[ Chase ]: Ok, let's do it
[ Chase ]: I have to go, it's bedtime here and I have an early day... on a Saturday))
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Later Boss
[ Chase ]: You kids have fun, sorry to leave you as the only ACME, Dan.
[ Chase ]: But you can always punch out.
[ Chase ]: heh heh
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Hei da, Mr. Chase!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: It's okay, Anja doesn't really count as VILE
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: neither does Kidman really
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: they both haven't stolen anything
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: like, ever.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: They're like the best VILE agents to be around.
[Neutral Grounds]: Chase has left at 5:26 am
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: :)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I should head off too.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Will be here again for Saturday Flash Chat
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Later everyone
[Neutral Grounds]: DetectiveAwesome has left at 5:28 am
[ Kidman ]: Aww dang
[ Kidman ]: Well... we are the best agents, that's true
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Ja! Best agents!
[ Kidman ]: So how you doin?))
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Alright. Had four overnight shifts in a row.)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Stressful. We had Presidents and VPs of this and that looking over our shoulders.)
[ Kidman ]: (Cripes! Why??)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (We did a photoshoot as an example for all the company stores' setups.)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (So everything literally had to be picture perfect.)
[ Kidman ]: (This is what they invented photoshop for)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Heh)
[ Kidman ]: (Did you get pain overtime?)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Can't exactly photoshop a store layout and clothing like it needs to be.)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Yeah, I'll get OT.)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (They said our crew was "amazing" and really "showed ownership" of the store, so I guess that's good.)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Hopefully that translates into a good pay increase come next month's employee reviews.)
[ Kidman ]: (Sweet! Where do you work?)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (I work for one Mr. Lauren.)
[ Kidman ]: chucks ()s
[ Kidman ]: Serious?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Yep)
[ Kidman ]: Is everyone here in the luxery biz?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: LOL
[ Kidman ]: What does Dan do?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: I may retail for a luxury brand, but I don't make luxury money.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Dan is just in college, I think.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: With an odd internship here or there.
[ Kidman ]: Luxury college?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Heh, I doubt it.
[ Kidman ]: So are you a store manager?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Unfortunately, no.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Heheh
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: I'm more like 'Senior Grunt'.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Heheheh
[ Kidman ]: lol
[ Kidman ]: Kidman aspires to that rank
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Ha!
[ Kidman ]: So you're a team leader irl
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Techinically, no.
[ Kidman ]: Ivy told me you're the one really running Delta.;-)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: *Technically
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: But relationship-wise, I am.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Oh, heheh
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: I'm just running the Bunker Boys.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: But I did kick everyone to get moving for the first Delta posts.
[ Kidman ]: And to keep Roc moving
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Right.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Our Bunker Boys post isn't coming so fast, though.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Nev seems MIA.
[ Kidman ]: Niether is medco. Roux was supposed to be here, but....
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Yeah
[ Kidman ]: Amazingly, Sophie has been keeping up
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: That's good news.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: I haven't had a real chat with her in a long time, though.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Want to move to Gmail?)
[ Kidman ]: Since the thing happened?
[ Kidman ]: (aye)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Nah, just since she's had all this 'busy' to her life.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Alright, switching.)
[Neutral Grounds]: Anja_Larsdotter has left at 6:02 am
[Neutral Grounds]: Ky1e has entered at 6:18 am
[ Kidman ]: New guy!
[ Ky1e ]: Hey, how's it going? (do we go in character?)
[Neutral Grounds]: Gunnar has entered at 6:19 am
[ Gunnar ]: Hej hej.
[ Kidman ]: Yep))
[ Ky1e ]: Cool.
[ Kidman ]: Choose a colour.:-))
[ Ky1e ]: (Color? Oh, the txt color...)
[ Ky1e ]: How's this?
[ Gunnar ]: Nice. Orange.
[ Gunnar ]: You don't sound as Russian...
[ Gunnar ]: What is your name?
[ Kidman ]: He fears the Russians
[ Ky1e ]: Kyle Blackwood and you are?
[ Gunnar ]: Gunnar.
[ Kidman ]: I'm Kidman
[ Ky1e ]: No, no. I'm not afraid of Russians. Though their accents are cool.
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Kidman ]: Nah, Gunnar fears the Russians
[ Kidman ]: ... You're ACME, aren't you?
[ Kidman ]: Dang.
[ Ky1e ]: I'm sorry and no...say, you guys wouldn't happen to know how I can get in touch with ACME HQ?
[ Gunnar ]: What do you need?
[ Ky1e ]: Wait, what?
[ Gunnar ]: sets up his papers.
[ Gunnar ]: Oh, Gingerbread there is VILE.
[ Kidman ]: That I am.
[ Kidman ]: You gots to talk to the Grey Man.
[ Gunnar ]: You want to join ACME, mean you?
[ Kidman ]: http://carmensandiego.info/Chase
[ Ky1e ]: (Kyle furrows his eyebrows at the mere mention of VILE.) Yeah. what's it to you?
[ Kidman ]: Who's hounding you?
[ Kidman ]: Traditionally it's the ACMEs that do the hounding
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Gunnar ]: We have a big fox to catch...
[ Ky1e ]: VILE's hounding me for what I found at an excavation site.
[ Gunnar ]: A big... red... fox.
[ Kidman ]: Gunnar has one of those
[ Kidman ]: They call it the 'bunker'
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Kidman ]: Or the 'batcave'
[ Ky1e ]: You mean Carmen, that international theif?
[ Gunnar ]: ...How do you know this?
[ Gunnar ]: Ja, Carmen.
[ Kidman ]: :whistle:
[ Kidman ]: Intergalactic
[ Gunnar ]: suspects Dr. ROux.
[ Kidman ]: Where??
[ Gunnar ]: Planetary.
[ Kidman ]: ...
[ Ky1e ]: I hear from her in the news. A woman clad in red.
[ Kidman ]: awwwwww
[ Gunnar ]: Right. A woman clad in red....
[ Gunnar ]: She could be anyone.
[ Kidman ]: She could even be you!
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Kidman ]: has her eye on Gunnar
[ Gunnar ]: I wear much yellow, tack.
[Neutral Grounds]: Ky1e has left at 6:39 am
[ Kidman ]: Like the woman in Kill Bill
[Neutral Grounds]: Ky1e has entered at 6:39 am
[ Kidman ]: awww....
[ Kidman ]: Yeay!
[ Gunnar ]: raises an eyebrow at Kidman.
[ Gunnar ]: She is crazy, Kyle.
[ Kidman ]: What?
[ Kidman ]: Says the guy that drinks syrup
[ Gunnar ]: What? That is normal.
[ Gunnar ]: Kyle, would you like some syrup?
[ Ky1e ]: Yes, thank you.
[ Kidman ]: !
[ Kidman ]: :weird:
[ Kidman ]: You realize it's maple syrup, like what you put on pancakes, right?
[ Ky1e ]: You guys drink maple syrup?
[ Gunnar ]: hands Kyle a Dr Pepper bottle containing maple syrup.
[ Gunnar ]: You don't?
[ Kidman ]: No. He does.
[ Ky1e ]: When I was 13, yes.
[ Gunnar ]: Why did you stop?
[ Ky1e ]: Grew out of it and it was just unsanitary! Lol!
[ Ky1e ]: I used to drink from the bottle!
[ Gunnar ]: drinks from the bottle.
[ Gunnar ]: Unsanitary?
[ Kidman ]: Ha!
[ Ky1e ]: I know, I know.
[ Kidman ]: points at Gunnar
[ Kidman ]: Ha!
[ Kidman ]: I'm done. :red:
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[Neutral Grounds]: Ky1e has entered at 6:56 am
[ Gunnar ]: Welcome back.
[ Gunnar ]: She is... spastic, OK?
[ Gunnar ]: I apologize.
[ Gunnar ]: Keep to mind, she is with VILE, not ACME.
[ Kidman ]: pokes Ky1e
[ Kidman ]: Is he dead?
[ Ky1e ]: Whoa! what's up?
[ Kidman ]: Ah! Zombie!
[ Ky1e ]: Relax! I'm not dead.
[ Kidman ]: So what is this thing you found?
[ Gunnar ]: Yeah, what is it?
[ Ky1e ]: I'd rather not say. I've been on the run since egypt.
[ Kidman ]: Ah. So it's a mummy.
[ Kidman ]: I'd run too
[ Ky1e ]: You wish. Lol
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Ky1e ]: Thing is, VILE wants it as much as my professor does.
[ Ky1e ]: But he's gone missing, presumably dead.
[ Gunnar ]: VILE does not kill.
[ Gunnar ]: Least, they have not... yet...
[ Kidman ]: Dude, ACME kills more people than us, seeing as we kill 0 people.
[ Gunnar ]: We kill because we care.
[ Gunnar ]: Wait...
[ Gunnar ]: We don't kill.
[ Gunnar ]: The teams in Kamchatka... are not ACME.
[ Gunnar ]: Officially.
[ Kidman ]: Except they're wearing ACME uniforms
[ Gunnar ]: ...So?
[ Gunnar ]: I could shoot persons in my hockey sweater.
[ Kidman ]: http://i.imgur.com/cVc8Toq.gif
[ Kidman ]: How?
[ Kidman ]: How is this possible????
[ Kidman ]: Where is the extra square coming from??
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Kidman ]: wishes Carmen was here
[ Kidman ]: New guy!
[ Kidman ]: Explain this!
[ Ky1e ]: Yeah? Sorry, I was updating my profile.
[ Kidman ]: http://i.imgur.com/cVc8Toq.gif
[Neutral Grounds]: Ky1e has left at 7:27 am
[Neutral Grounds]: Ky1e has entered at 7:27 am
[ Gunnar ]: See what you did?
[ Kidman ]: I didn't mean it, honest!
[ Ky1e ]: What?
[ Kidman ]: Okay, let's try this again
[ Kidman ]: http://i.imgur.com/cVc8Toq.gif
[ Ky1e ]: Mmm...I don't know.
[ Kidman ]: It's....maddening.
[ Gunnar ]: Don't look too long... You might turn into one.
[ Kidman ]: Okay, I'm off.
[ Kidman ]: I need full concentration for this
[ Kidman ]: Night all!
[ Gunnar ]: Godnatt.