Welcome! You have entered [Neutral Grounds] at 1:04 am
[ Kidman ]: Try to always stay in character. (Use parentheses for out-of-character chats.)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: ok, Boss.
[ Carmen ]: laughs.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: passes out plastic forks
[ Ivy ]: Ha
Welcome! You have entered [Fallen Tree] at 1:05 am
Welcome! You have entered [Fallen Tree] at 1:06 am
Welcome! You have entered [Synic Lounge] at 1:06 am
[ Joe_Kerr ]: ???
Welcome! You have entered [Fallen Tree] at 1:06 am
[ Kidman ]: Finally!
[ Chase ]: You ok, Kidman?
[ Chase ]: Anja's passing out the birthday cake.
[ Kidman ]: It didn't want me to find the tree.;-p
[ Kidman ]: Hey mates!
[ Kidman ]: Happy Carmen-day!
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Hei hei, Kid!
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: gives Kidman a slice of cake.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: It is sjokolade with marshmallow!
[ Kidman ]: Yeay! Cheers, mate!
[ Joe_Kerr ]: wonders where Patty is
[ Kidman ]: gasps
[ Carmen ]: Lovely of you to join us.
[ Kidman ]: Presents!
[ Kidman ]: goes to read posts
[ Chase ]: (I'm posting too -- as narrator)
[ Carmen ]: (How soon?)
[ Kidman ]: A Carmen post for Carmen-day!
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: (lots of posts.)
[ Kidman ]: remembers last Carmen-day. It was not a happy one.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: 1-3-13 (or 3-1-13, depending on how you write dates)
[ Carmen ]: laughs.
[ Chase ]: Oh yeah... I write 1313
[ Kidman ]: Hey neat!
[Fallen Tree]: Philo has entered at 1:18 am
[ Kidman ]: Hey mate!
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Enter the Grunge
[ Kidman ]: Wait, why are we at a fallen tree?
[ Philo ]: Hey kid.
[ Philo ]: I thought it was cuz you was nuts.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Hallo!
[ Philo ]: (Working on a running gag.)
[ Carmen ]: Hello Philo
[ Chase ]: (Posted as Narrator)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Hey Philo!
[ Chase ]: (Special story plug from the baddies' POV)
[ Philo ]: 'Ey Carmen....Didja get deh half-globe wine glasses I told Vic to send ya?
[ Carmen ]: (Brava)
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: (Yay! Post!)
[ Carmen ]: Oh Philo, you know you can't trust Vic with anything that he might be able to pawn.
[ Philo ]: I wasn't worried about dat, I was worried about if he was gonna use 'em first.
[ Ivy ]: Hey Philo
[ Philo ]: Hey Iv'.
[ Kidman ]: Him
[ Kidman ]: Dun dun Dun!
[ Philo ]: Hey shrimp.
[ Carmen ]: Mm, him.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Hi Philo
[ Kidman ]: You ever notice that Chase is often referred to as Him, while Carmen is Her?
[ Philo ]: Hang on, I'm losin' track of everyone sayin' hi.
[ Chase ]: Him can be anybody.
[ Philo ]: I'm a him. Sometimes.
[ Carmen ]: We can't forget Mikal.
[ Kidman ]: Hmmm, indeed
[ Chase ]: Philo -- sometimes?
[ Kidman ]: So exciting!
[ Philo ]: Yeah, other times, I'm just me.
[ Philo ]: (Groucho would be proud of this exchange.)
[ Kidman ]: Hey, anyone in that downed copter?
[ Kidman ]: Would they have survived?
[ Ivy ]: It's very possible they survived.
[ Philo ]: They parachuted to savety.
[ Ivy ]: Also, the copter fell slowly.
[ Kidman ]: At such a low altitude?
[ Philo ]: Nobody dies in endutainment.
[ Chase ]: Survival definitely possible.
[ Kidman ]: What kind of injuries might be present?
[ Chase ]: A very similar craft went down at similar altitude and everyone survived.
[ Philo ]: Dat's a aoxymoron innit?
[ Chase ]: With zero injuries.
[ Philo ]: definitely possible.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: if you're a cyborg like Chase
[ Philo ]: Cyborgs can't make contradictions like dat, their heads'll explode.
[ Carmen ]: Chase is speaking of the Direct Action against 'Geronimo'
[ Kidman ]: Is everyone on one radio band?
[ Chase ]: Affirmative, though that was a SEALs op.
[ Kidman ]: looks up Geronimo
[ Ivy ]: Unless otherwise stated, everyone can hear everything.
[ Kidman ]: Would they check in that they were okay?
[ Ivy ]: We'll try our best so share information. At least for the begining.
[Fallen Tree]: EarlJr has entered at 1:33 am
[ Chase ]: Euge.
[ Kidman ]: Hey mate!
[ Carmen ]: Hello Mr. Grovington.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Hei hei, Eugene!
[ EarlJr ]: Hey everyone
[ Ivy ]: Hey big guy.
[ Sophie ]: Hello, hello. (Philo, Eugene.)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Yo Mr. G!
[ Joe_Kerr ]: hi
[ Chase ]: Anja brought birthday cake...
[ Chase ]: There's still some left if you want.
[ EarlJr ]: I'll pass, thank you.
[ Philo ]: I shouldn't. I've already had like 6 sodas.
[ Chase ]: (Posts for you, Euge, read up)
[ Ivy ]: Still on that soda habit, Philo?
[ EarlJr ]: (Already have. Excellent posts, all of them.)
[ Philo ]: Mayhem gave me one o 'dem slurpy-baseball helmet things for my birthday.
[ Philo ]: I'm usin' it in deh garage as a fuel injector.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: *gasp*
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: I have seen those hats! So moro!
[ Chase ]: Yeah, that sounds valid.
[ EarlJr ]: And before I forget to say anything, happy birthday Carmen.
[ Carmen ]: Ah yes, the pilot remembers, thank you.
[ Carmen ]: It's also Philo's birthday as well, for the record.
[ Chase ]: Also, Euge's post got 2 more props points for having been mentioned in the last 2 posts.
[ Carmen ]: Vic's as well, then.
[ Philo ]: Eh, it's no big deal. I'm older den I ever been, and now I'm even older...an' I'm older den my teeth, but as old as my tongue...blah, blah, blah...
[ Chase ]: Yeah.
[ Kidman ]: Hey, Happy Birthday Philo!
[ EarlJr ]: In that case, happy birthday to you as well Philo.
[ Chase ]: Too bad no way to keep score...
[ Chase ]: Except in our heads.
[ Philo ]: Growin' up the only thing I used to get for my birthday was road rash....
[ Carmen ]: We should continue that tradition.
[ Carmen ]: I'll race you on the Ducati if you have your Harley...
[ Joe_Kerr ]: which one?
[ Ivy ]: A race?
[ Joe_Kerr ]: Ducati VS Harley...hardly seems fair
[ Philo ]: looks like some other people want in...
[ EarlJr ]: I'm sold.
[ Philo ]: You got something dat rides on deh ground?
[ Chase ]: Money on the Ducati... sorry Philo.
[ Joe_Kerr ]: ditto
[ Joe_Kerr ]: (sorry guys. gotta leave. ciao!)
[ Philo ]: Hey, a race is a race. When someone asks, you don't say no.
[ Chase ]: Take care, Joe.
[ Philo ]: (So long Kerr)
[ Kidman ]: (Bye mate!)
[ Joe_Kerr ]: (just updated the VILE page on wiki though)
[ Ivy ]: Later Joe
[ Carmen ]: Be well
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Bye Joe
[ Joe_Kerr ]: (be well, boss)
[ EarlJr ]: Bye Joe
[ Chase ]: Nice, will check that out ))
[Fallen Tree]: Joe_Kerr has left at 1:43 am
[ Philo ]: wheels Bonnie up to the hollow, revs the engine. Makes an echo.
[ Kidman ]: (Jade is adorable!)
[ Kidman ]: Jade to Kidman (2013-03-01 08:40):
...Kidman, read the narrator's post page 2 and believe me you're not gonna like this.))

[ EarlJr ]: Any particular reason we're out here instead of back at the cabin?
[ Carmen ]: I decided on a walk.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I came across... a fallen tree...
[ Chase ]: And I was here... so I sort of followed.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I felt the branches are they looking at me?
[ Chase ]: Don't be emo, Dan.
[ Carmen ]: laughs.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Is this the place? We used to love?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Is this the place that I've been dreaming of...?
[ Philo ]: C'mon Chase....how often do we ever get Dan in a "not awesome" mood?
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Heh
[ Chase ]: Before or after he met Patty at Torun Zamok?
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: Oh! I trusted that Mr. Dan had cut down the tree.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: He was lumberjack a time.
[ Philo ]: That's jus' what Dan and Patty like to do....Antagonate.
[ Kidman ]: If a tree falls in chat, does it make a new room?
[ Kidman ]: The answer: yes.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: No, but it makes the sound of one hand clapping
[ Philo ]: Hey kid? you wanna ride on my chopper?
[ Kidman ]: Lol Dan
[ Kidman ]: Yes!
[ Carmen ]: That chopper's a classic.
[ Kidman ]: Sweet
[ Kidman ]: will ride the hog
[ Chase ]: Where's the Ducati, I thought we were racing?
[ Philo ]: .me hands Kidman a helmet, sits astride the driver s seat.
[ Philo ]: It should be...first Harley to ever cross deh Atlantic.
[ Philo ]: I still got deh inflatable mudflaps.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: *claps* Moro!
[ Ivy ]: laughs
[ Philo ]: pose gets Kidman to hold on and drives her around the unnatrual landscape, making unnatural noises.
[ Philo ]: gets Kidman to hold on and drives her around the unnatrual landscape, making unnatural noises.
[ Philo ]: (I'm used to chatting in MUCK format. I'm using the wrong commands)
[ Ivy ]: How unnatural...
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Heheh
[ Chase ]: Was going to ask -- what kind of natural noises...?
[ Chase ]: *unnatural
[ Philo ]: We're in nature ain't we?
[ Philo ]: skids to a halt with enough percision to point the smoke from his exhaust in Chase's direction.
[ Carmen ]: A Ducati wouldn't fare at all here.
[ Chase ]: Didn't think so... with those runflat tyres and that kicked-up rear...
[ Chase ]: You need nice asphalt.
[ Philo ]: I was able to get dis bike up and down deh volcanic plains in Iceland
[ Carmen ]: A rather proud day.
[ Kidman ]: (I was just introduced to the 'Harlem Shake)
[ Philo ]: Yeah, it's a shame I didn't get to build dem beaks into a motocross like I wanted.
[ Kidman ]: (Wild)
[ Philo ]: Woulda been a great racket : Top Grunge's sedimentary slate slopes.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: thinks that would be awesome
[ Kidman ]: adores alliteration
[ Chase ]: Ok, let's not reminisce your VILE days...
[ Chase ]: you're ACME now.
[ Anja_Larsdotter ]: I go to radiostation now! Hei da, all!
[ Kidman ]: Bye mate!
[ EarlJr ]: Bye Anja
[ Philo ]: Yah, ACME's got a fun obstacle course. A whole figure eight...
[ Chase ]: Take care Anja.
[ Carmen ]: Be well, dear.
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Later Anja
[Fallen Tree]: Anja_Larsdotter has left at 1:59 am
[ Philo ]: I like it when you turn around on it, and you're right back where yeh started.
[ Kidman ]: I hear they have a holodeck
[ Philo ]: Dat'd be like drivin' in a whole living room.
[ Kidman ]: You could try driving in that, with the fake mercs shooting lasers
[ Chase ]: It's not a holodeck.
[ Carmen ]: You've a holodeck?
[ Philo ]: Heh.
[Fallen Tree]: Gunnar has entered at 2:02 am
[Fallen Tree]: Philo has left at 2:02 am
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: I gotta head out folks
[ Kidman ]: Hey Gunnar.:-)
[ DetectiveAwesome ]: Catch you all in a bit
[ Ivy ]: Later Dan
[ Kidman ]: Bye mate!
[ Chase ]: Have fun, Dan.
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ EarlJr ]: Bye Dan
[ Gunnar ]: Vi ses, Danny.
[ Carmen ]: Be well, Mr. Ainsworth.
[Fallen Tree]: Philo has entered at 2:03 am
[Fallen Tree]: DetectiveAwesome has left at 2:03 am
[ Kidman ]: Swing your partner round and round!
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Chase ]: How goes it, Gunnar?
[ Gunnar ]: I will shall tell you when the raid is ended.
[ Carmen ]: Yes? Do tell.
[ Philo ]: I will would be looking forward to dat.
[ Philo ]: I shouldn't be makin' fun of peoples English. I barely speak it myself.
[ Gunnar ]: You make fun with my English?
[ Kidman ]: Will the flaming helicopter be landing near us?
[ Chase ]: No
[ Philo ]: Yeh, an' what of it?
[ EarlJr ]: Should it?
[ Chase ]: It's landed near the Silo.
[ Gunnar ]: narrows eyes.
[ EarlJr ]: It was on the opposite side of the fort from you.
[ Kidman ]: I dunno. Trying to figure if people need rescuing.
[ Gunnar ]: Which other language you know?
[ Philo ]: Bronx.
[ Kidman ]: So I didn't drop from yours?
[ Philo ]: Wanna hear a bronx cheer?
[ Gunnar ]: ...What?
[ EarlJr ]: Nope.
[ Philo ]: A Bronx cheer, wanna hear one?
[ Kidman ]: Then where did med team drop?
[ Chase ]: Kidman... do you know what team you're on?
[ Gunnar ]: Ah... No.
[ Kidman ]: Delta?
[ Carmen ]: The leader of your team hasn't put you on the ground yet, it seems.
[ Philo ]: Samrt guy...dat's why he works for ACME..
[ Kidman ]: But Chase said...
[ Ivy ]: Yes, medical is following Delta. Deric hasn't put you on the ground yet.
[ Ivy ]: (I spy a random Nevon!)
[ Chase ]: I got him)
[ Kidman ]: moves her piece backwards
[ EarlJr ]: He's taking his sweet time en-route.
[ EarlJr ]: Letting us in Alpha draw fire, it seems.
[ Philo ]: Nevermind English, you wanna know how to speak American? Here's a phrase: Hey! Ey You! I'm walkin 'ere! 'Smattwerwitchu! Basta! A-(breaks off into some broken italian) And 'at goes for your old man!
[Fallen Tree]: Nevon has entered at 2:12 am
[ Gunnar ]: Heh. Sorry about it, Kopter.
[Fallen Tree]: Nevon has entered at 2:12 am
[Fallen Tree]: Nevon has entered at 2:12 am
[ Gunnar ]: Nev?
[ Kidman ]: Mind the branches, mate
[Fallen Tree]: Nevon has entered at 2:13 am
[ Nevon ]: ?
[ EarlJr ]: Random Nevons are twitchy, it seems.
[ Nevon ]: is out of breath running to the Fallen Tree.
[ Gunnar ]: Nev, we can not lose you before we are at the beach.
[ Gunnar ]: Be careful.
[ Carmen ]: Hello Mr. Blair.
[ Ivy ]: Hello Nevon
[ Nevon ]: *blurts out* HaPPy BirTHDAY!
[ Chase ]: ...
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Philo ]: Nev looks like he's on edge.
[ Kidman ]: Awwww <3
[ Chase ]: Hold on their, Buddy, don't hurt yourself.
[ Chase ]: *there
[ Gunnar ]: Right. Birthday.
[ Philo ]: Another one o' your men putting Carmen on a pedestal, Chase...
[ Gunnar ]: Urm... Happy Birthday, Miss Sandiego...
[ Kidman ]: realizes she gets to ride with the bunker boys
[ Nevon ]: I couldn't find anybody at the cabin, and so I went to the lake, then I went back to the roof, and I heard some noise, then I saw you guys.
[ Nevon ]: breathes
[ Gunnar ]: Nej. You do not ride with us.
[ Gunnar ]: You ride on Papa 2.
[ Nevon ]: and so I ran all the way here
[ Kidman ]: They are following Father's example
[ Kidman ]: ....Dang
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Nevon ]: (I read posts!)
[ Nevon ]: (They were so awesome!!)
[ Philo ]: Either at some point you went under deh lake or you're lettin' your basic training go, Nev...
[ Chase ]: ...
[ Chase ]: You okay now, Nev?
[ Nevon ]: breathes more.
[ Nevon ]: Yea I'm OK.
[ Sophie ]: Breathe slowly. Deep breaths.
[ Nevon ]: does what the doctor tells him.
[ Sophie ]: (I must have told my patient that 200 times, today.)
[ Carmen ]: Ah, and thank you... for the birthday wish.
[ Nevon ]: looks at Carmen.
[ Nevon ]: *To Chase* I'm really not ready to talk to girls like this...
[ Gunnar ]: Finally.
[ Kidman ]: plays romantic music
[ Gunnar ]: Here is Delta Lead.
[ Kidman ]: Post?
[ Ivy ]: Wnere?
[ Kidman ]: Ah, Roc
[ Nevon ]: You think Deric can see us?
[ Nevon ]: Maybe I should run back to the cabin and tell him?
[ EarlJr ]: Heh
[ Nevon ]: runs to cabin.
[ Gunnar ]: No. Stay here.
[Fallen Tree]: DericStorm has entered at 2:22 am
[ Sophie ]: No, please - sit.
[ Chase ]: Nev, wait...
[Fallen Tree]: DericStorm has entered at 2:22 am
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Sophie ]: (I'm lagging.)
[ DericStorm ]: hello?
[Fallen Tree]: DericStorm has entered at 2:22 am
[ DericStorm ]: hello
[Fallen Tree]: DericStorm has left at 2:22 am
[Fallen Tree]: DericStorm has entered at 2:22 am
[ Gunnar ]: Hej, Lead.
[Fallen Tree]: DericStorm has entered at 2:23 am
[Fallen Tree]: DericStorm has left at 2:23 am
[ Carmen ]: Mr. Storm?
[ Kidman ]: The path to Fallen Tree is fraught with danger
[ Chase ]: Yeah... laggy.
[ Gunnar ]: ...Should we call Bran?
[ Gunnar ]: I trust we might have a S.T.U.N. defect.
[ Chase ]: Might be.
[ Ivy ]: Hmm...
[ Kidman ]: Awww...he gave up.:-(
[ Ivy ]: And I can't seem to catch him on gmail))
[ EarlJr ]: Doesn't bode well for Delta.
[ Gunnar ]: Häftigt.
[ Philo ]: He's gonna kick himself.
[ Kidman ]: I'm afraid it falls to you, Gunnar.
[ Nevon ]: comes back from cabin.
[ Kidman ]: Be brave.
[ Nevon ]: Hey nobody's there.
[ Gunnar ]: If I die...
[ Nevon ]: No you can't die!
[ Gunnar ]: Be kind and tell Gudrun to kill Deric for me.
[ Ivy ]: Don't even say it Gunnar
[ Nevon ]: We're the three musketeers!
[ Kidman ]: Ha!
[ Ivy ]: (oh, lol)
[ Nevon ]: You want me avenge your death?
[ Sophie ]: Gunnar Svensson.
[ Nevon ]: Dan got the spider
[ Sophie ]: I may not be flying with you, but what makes you think you're dying on MY watch?
[ Sophie ]: I gave you no such leave.
[ Nevon ]: And he's got a sniper gun
[ Gunnar ]: You and Danny - You help Gudrun.
[ Philo ]: He's a secret agent ma'am. Odds are hewon't leave t' see tomorrow.
[ Kidman ]: [Delta Team: Deric, Gunnar, Nevon, Daniel, Nace]
[ Nevon ]: Cool, I'll do that.
[ EarlJr ]: Dan has a rifle?
[ Kidman ]: So yes, Nevon is next in line
[ Nevon ]: Dan's sniping
[ Nevon ]: I won't fail you!
[ Kidman ]: Should the Roc kill Nev, Dan will have to avenge both of you
[ EarlJr ]: Inside a castle?
[ Nevon ]: Though I might fail Chase.
[ Gunnar ]: Heh
[ Nevon ]: I think Chase is ok with that.
[ Chase ]: Yeah, I sort of expect it.
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Kidman ]: Awww
[ Ivy ]: ...
[ Carmen ]: laughs.
[ Kidman ]: Way to support your team
[ Nevon ]: I need to catch my breath, can I sit somewhere?
[ Chase ]: By the tree, with Carmen.
[ Gunnar ]: I am surely dead.
[ EarlJr ]: Well, Chase is still supposed to be dead.
[ Nevon ]: OK thanks...
[ Nevon ]: sits quietly.
[ Chase ]: Key word: "supposed"?
[ Kidman ]: How can you kill that which is...undead?
[ Carmen ]: I thought keyword was "dead"?
[ Ivy ]: ...
[ EarlJr ]: ...
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Chase ]: ...
[ Chase ]: Ha-ha (?)
[ Nevon ]: Boy, she smells good.
[ EarlJr ]: laughs nervously
[ Nevon ]: !
[ Nevon ]: gets up.
[ Kidman ]: (LOL)
[ Nevon ]: I can't sit here anymore!
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Nevon ]: goes to sit on a rock.
[ Ivy ]: what's wrong with Nevon?
[ Chase ]: ...
[ EarlJr ]: Ants on the log?
[ Philo ]: He's feelin' gun shy.
[ Chase ]: Damn if I know.
[ Kidman ]: spittakes
[ Philo ]: I think he wants to be somethin' important to Carmenon her birthday but he don't know how.
[ Kidman ]: Oh wait, that wasn't an innuendo....
[ Gunnar ]: ...What?
[ Nevon ]: No I don't!
[ Philo ]: It was kina an innuendo..
[ Gunnar ]: He doesn't.
[ Chase ]: It's ok, Nev, awkwardness is curable.
[ Nevon ]: Really?
[ Philo ]: With a hammer.
[ Kidman ]: files 'ants on the log' away anyway
[ Ivy ]: That shouldn't be an innuendo.
[ Nevon ]: What kind of hammer?
[ Chase ]: Doesn't sound like one.
[ Gunnar ]: No, it should not.
[ Philo ]: Iv', when you were 12 and it was your birthday, what was deh best thing one o' your guy friends gave to you?
[ EarlJr ]: A splitting awl?
[ Philo ]: And afterwards, how long did you two date?
[ Kidman ]: Do girls like those?
[ EarlJr ]: (This lag is causing some odd moments)
[ Carmen ]: laughs.
[ Nevon ]: You can have friends of the opposite sex at 12?
[ Gunnar ]: No.
[ Kidman ]: thinks temporal distortion is fun
[ Philo ]: Of course most of us grow out of those kinda games when theyfind their true love.
[ Philo ]: hugs his chopper.
[ Nevon ]: What's true love?
[ Chase ]: Nothing, it doesn't exist.
[ Philo ]: Speak for yourself, Gumshoe.
[ EarlJr ]: How cynical.
[ Philo ]: hugs his chopper harder.
[ Gunnar ]: *mumbles* When you hug someone...
[ Kidman ]: has a princess bride moment
[ Ivy ]: laughs
[ Nevon ]: When you hug someone... what?
[ Chase ]: I keep telling you, it's nothing. Don't look forward to it, you'll only be disappointed.
[ Gunnar ]: When you hug someone, and they ask you for a dog.
[ Gunnar ]: It is true love.
[ Kidman ]: Chase is only mostly dead.
[Fallen Tree]: DericStorm has left at 2:42 am
[ Philo ]: Yours is a special case, Chase. She don't belong to you...she belongs to deh world...
[ Nevon ]: Chase has somebody?
[ Chase ]: No I don't.
[ Carmen ]: He doesn't.
[ Gunnar ]: He has his employees.
[ Kidman ]: tries to guide Roc in
[ Philo ]: Absence makes deh heart go yonder...From nashville, to norway...mali to bali....
[ Ivy ]: Chase has friends.
[ Chase ]: (Yeah, looks like he's having trouble)
[ Chase ]: And I have friends... plenty.
[Fallen Tree]: Ivy has left at 2:45 am
[ EarlJr ]: We go fishing sometimes.
[ Philo ]: He steals glances...she steals monuments...
[ Nevon ]: I'm a Chase-friend.
[Fallen Tree]: DericStorm has entered at 2:46 am
[ Kidman ]: Me too! :-)
[ Philo ]: Oh look, it's deh hurricane.
[ Kidman ]: Yeay!!
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Kidman ]: Now to get Ivy back
[ EarlJr ]: On Chase's nice boat.
[ EarlJr ]: That isn't really suited for fishing...
[Fallen Tree]: Ivy has entered at 2:48 am
[ DericStorm ]: damn right
[Fallen Tree]: Ivy has left at 2:48 am
[ Carmen ]: It's a nice boat nonetheless.
[ DericStorm ]: yeah
[ Philo ]: ...A big wind dat causes nothin' but trouble. Dat's Deric Storm.
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ EarlJr ]: Watch out for those branches Ives...
[ DericStorm ]: (damn lag)
[ Kidman ]: Come on, Ivy, you can do it!
[ DericStorm ]: ...
[ Philo ]: Dang, I shoulda said Blowhard...dat woulda been better.
[ DericStorm ]: (ok, a little better
[ Nevon ]: Go Ivy!
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ DericStorm ]: keep cracking, grease monkey
[Fallen Tree]: Ivy has entered at 2:50 am
[ Chase ]: Give it some time...
[ Kidman ]: ... Isn't Roc on your team?
[ Ivy ]: Hey...
[ EarlJr ]: Which team?
[ Carmen ]: Welcome back, Commander.
[ Ivy ]: That was a rough ride.
[ Kidman ]: ACME?
[ EarlJr ]: Welcome back.
[ Kidman ]: Now everyone is here.:-)
[ Philo ]: Okay I will....You know I can't keep insulting Deric Storm all day, if I tried to say it all in French...
[ Nevon ]: (Question on last post: Who's the 'him' is it Mikal?)
[ Ivy ]: Whatever you do, don't try go back to the NG cabin. Muddy roads.
[ Carmen ]: (I'll be honest, we don't know.)
[ Philo ]: And you know, dey say Deric couldn't do deh attack dog training at ACME, because deh attack dogs felt too sorry for 'im.
[ Gunnar ]: Heh
[ Nevon ]: (Mystery! So awesome! I love you guys!)
[ Gunnar ]: Deric... Is he a friend of you?
[ Kidman ]: (I assumed Chase, but now I have doubts!)
[ DericStorm ]: the attacks didn't attack me?
[ DericStorm ]: what exercise were you watching?
[ Philo ]: Nah, dey just didn't want to get you stuck in their teeth.
[ Nevon ]: hears a ricochet.
[ DericStorm ]: also, the fact i wore that overgrown sumo suit probably has somethin to do with it too
[ Philo ]: Never seen a more form fitttin' sumo suit.
[ Carmen ]: Where are ACME attack dogs often utilised?
[ Chase ]: Narcotics.
[ EarlJr ]: hopes they don't have dogs at Torun Zamok
[ DericStorm ]: in taining to deal with perps with dogs
[ Chase ]: Euge... you'll be in an ASP...
[ Philo ]: Deric speaks their language.
[ Nevon ]: imagines Mr. G running away from dogs in his ASP.
[ Philo ]: I'm sorry everyone, he JUST keeps walkin' into dem..
[ DericStorm ]: woof woof bark growl snarl woof
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ EarlJr ]: Want to provide a translation?
[ Nevon ]: I think he said "Say no to drugs"
[ Ivy ]: Deric smells something
[ Ivy ]: Or little timmy is suck in a well again
[ Philo ]: I need a shampoo and some housetrainin'...
[ Chase ]: heh heh
[ DericStorm ]: well, i'm a little rusty, but i think told him to shove his head in a place where the sun rarely shines in husky
[ Philo ]: I'll give dat roundto Iv' actually
[ Philo ]: I don't blame Deric for speakin' hustky. He certainly LOOKs husky.
[ Nevon ]: Deric: Dog whisperer
[ DericStorm ]: wonders if it would be worth the effort to turn Philo's favorite wrench into a necktie for him
[ Ivy ]: Deric, you already landed in enough trouble for the Lee Jordan incidient.
[ EarlJr ]: Could he whisper Killer back to Chase?
[ Gunnar ]: Heheh
[ EarlJr ]: He needs the companionship of his pets.
[ Philo ]: Jus' tie him up in deh yard a little bit. He'll learn.
[ DericStorm ]: Ivy, at this point, I'd consider it self-defense
[ Nevon ]: Is Chase lonely?
[ Chase ]: No.
[ Philo ]: C'mon Deric...I kid because I love...
[ DericStorm ]: Has Chase spent half his life in bars persuing sins of the flesh?
[ Carmen ]: Why did you give Killer to Ivy?
[ Philo ]: I love...to kid....you....
[ Philo ]: pats Deric on the back.
[ Chase ]: Ivy moved to a new place, I thougth she needed company.
[ Kidman ]: Is Philo dying?
[ DericStorm ]: glares at Philo
[ Nevon ]: I'm moving to a new place!
[ Carmen ]: Are you?
[ Kidman ]: The falcon was trying to eat him.
[ Nevon ]: ... no
[ Chase ]: Not now, Nevon.
[ Gunnar ]: Nev, I shall invite you for dinner when I move.
[ Ivy ]: Yeah, and it was nice to have a dog.
[ Gunnar ]: ...You like sandwiches?
[ Nevon ]: I love sandwiches...!
[ Ivy ]: For the most part, Euge has learned to ignore Killer.
[ Kidman ]: http://imgur.com/gallery/iXrEYOd
[ EarlJr ]: still can't quite figure out how that happened
[ Chase ]: Thailand!
[ Ivy ]: Ha, nice find Kidman.
[ Ivy ]: Not that I'm going to see Euge giving the greyhound a belly rub anytime soon, but it's a start.
[ Kidman ]: Hey yeah!
[ Gunnar ]: ...
[ Kidman ]: I didn't even notice that.;-)
[ Gunnar ]: ......
[ Carmen ]: 60 baht for orange juice?
[ Chase ]: About 2 dollars.
[ Ivy ]: And now I can order tomato soup in Sweden. tomatsoppa.
[ Gunnar ]: ...We eat breakfast.
[ EarlJr ]: Just try not to get the soup down your front again.
[ Sophie ]: needs to leave... Work... soon.
[ Sophie ]: (Also, major lag.)
[ Sophie ]: (Good night, everyone.)
[ DericStorm ]: (yeah)
[ Ivy ]: (Bye Sophie.)
[ DericStorm ]: (night Pip)
[ Kidman ]: Night mate!
[Fallen Tree]: Sophie has left at 3:11 am
[ EarlJr ]: Bye Sophie
[ Gunnar ]: Vi ses, Doctor.
[ Kidman ]: How are we getting all te med stuff off the copter?
[ Gunnar ]: Skulle du vilja smörgås med soppan?
[ DericStorm ]: idk
[ EarlJr ]: You'll have to do something about those launchers to the helicopters can get in close enough to drop it all off.
[ Nevon ]: We have to do something?
[ DericStorm ]: can we snowmobile them in?
[ Chase ]: ...
[ Chase ]: What you expected to do nothing?
[ Kidman ]: Roc will take care of it, right?
[ Kidman ]: Are these copters armed?
[ Ivy ]: Don't worry. You'll be going on the beach. It's quiet.
[ Chase ]: Stealth copters are not for combat.
[ Ivy ]: If anything, they will be looking north where our chopper fell.
[ Ivy ]: Your stealth entry is still viable.
[ Nevon ]: Ok ok ok
[ Kidman ]: Just how much stuff do we have, anyway?
[ Ivy ]: Just don't do anything stupid.
[ DericStorm ]: why do i feel that was aimed at me, Red?
[ Gunnar ]: Because it was.
[ DericStorm ]: why would i do anything stupid after seeing a chopper carrying my girlfriend get shot down?
[ Nevon ]: Phew! I thought she meant me!
[ EarlJr ]: You aren't exactly stealthy Deric.
[ Kidman ]: We're doomed
[ Gunnar ]: "You don't pay me to be subtle"...
[ DericStorm ]: grumbles
[ Kidman ]: Who's flying Papa 2?
[ DericStorm ]: is getting a little tired of being picked on today
[ EarlJr ]: We're paying him for that now.
[ Nevon ]: When can we start screaming?
[ Ivy ]: ACME pilots.
[ Philo ]: As opposed to any other day?
[ Ivy ]: And no one's singling anyone. That's a general warning to all of you... to not be stupid.
[ Kidman ]: Anyone know how much stuff med has?
[ Chase ]: And stay frosty.
[ Philo ]: Stupidity's not an action Iv', It's a state of mind.
[ Kidman ]: wishes Roux was here
[ Gunnar ]: checks off 'frosty'.
[ Ivy ]: Just imagine a normal amount of equipment.
[ Kidman ]: No infrared security cameras to worry about at the beach?
[ Ivy ]: I think Sophie described a few crates.
[ Carmen ]: Chase already took those out, dear.
[ Chase ]: That's right...
[ Chase ]: Chase and Mikal by the way.
[ Gunnar ]: Heh
[ Kidman ]: Yeay Chase!
[ Chase ]: But I guess you can say just Chase.
[ Kidman ]: And Mikal!
[ Chase ]: Since Mikal was busy killing unnamed assailant #1.
[ EarlJr ]: The network warfare people can disable most of the Cameras and sensors you might encounter.
[ Kidman ]: Now we just have to figure how to transport said crates
[ Chase ]: Primary objective now for me would be to try get Lee's team the link to remotely hack their infrastructure.
[ Ivy ]: Actually he was named.
[ Ivy ]: Tiago.
[ Ivy ]: The first man down.
[ Nevon ]: First blood!
[ Kidman ]: starts trying to push crate up the beach
[ Ivy ]: feels sorry for Kidman
[ EarlJr ]: Not the last one though.
[ Chase ]: It's ok, she won't get far.
[ Kidman ]: Any ideas, current boss?
[ Carmen ]: Much of the beach would be frozen.
[ Nevon ]: We can just slide the crates!
[ Carmen ]: I didn't mean that.
[ Chase ]: heh heh
[ Kidman ]: (lol!)
[ Kidman ]: How about you, missing boss?
[ DericStorm ]: means you'd need skids and a team to move the crates
[ Kidman ]: figures this will only take forever
[ EarlJr ]: You could just load the gear into satchels, so that everyone carrys a bit.
[ DericStorm ]: it better not
[ Chase ]: Medical will be taken in after Delta has secured base... and then your supplies can be packaged into bags and roped down after you for transport.
[ Philo ]: Come on guys, dis ain't some cavepersonyou're working for. It's Carmen Sandiego.
[ EarlJr ]: Besides, isn't the balance of that equipment staying at Lenino?
[ Philo ]: She's not going to do anything undiginified in this operation...
[ Philo ]: .....That's what her henchmen are for.
[ DericStorm ]: besides abandoning her crew for a year
[ Nevon ]: We don't even know where Carmen is.
[ Carmen ]: For good reason.
[ Kidman ]: Okay, so we wait until Delta before our copter goes in?
[ Chase ]: Yes, wait for Delta to give you the 4.
[ Kidman ]: The point is to finish the job.
[ Nevon ]: 4?
[ Chase ]: headfists
[ Chase ]: Nevon.
[ EarlJr ]: 10 code
[ Ivy ]: Nevon... you were trained for weeks.
[ Ivy ]: Please.. please, try to act like it.
[ Kidman ]: Ha ha.....
[ Nevon ]: thinks.
[ Nevon ]: 4 means... something.
[ Kidman ]: Why would supplies stay at Lenino?
[ Kidman ]: Are we setting up a second triage?
[ Gunnar ]: If I say it in Swedish... of accident... Everyone understands it the same, ja?
[ DericStorm ]: code 4... all clear
[ EarlJr ]: I was under the impression you medics were there on a first aid basis.
[ Kidman ]: I gathered from the context
[ Kidman ]: looks at Current Boss
[ Philo ]: She's so trusting....who says Carmen doesn't like pets?
[ Kidman ]: ?
[ Philo ]: Well, it was actually Kerr that said that...
[ Carmen ]: I'm partial to homosapiens.
[ Kidman ]: Carmen called upon Chase to lead, so until she says otherwise, I'll follow him
[ Chase ]: She said I should lead?
[ Chase ]: That's new.
[ Kidman ]: For now
[ DericStorm ]: ...
[ Gunnar ]: She only does not want our blood on her hands.
[ Gunnar ]: So she passes us to you instead.
[ Kidman ]: bop
[ Kidman ]: (dang lag)
[ EarlJr ]: So, since we're going to be bringing stuff in and out by air, how does Delta plan to eliminate those MANPADS?
[ EarlJr ]: Because the 'stealth' part of stealth helicopter doesn't seem to be working out too well.
[ DericStorm ]: do we have any RPGs?
[ Kidman ]: Yeah, what's up with that?
[ Philo ]: I'd say we have nothing but RPGs around here.
[ Gunnar ]: RPGs. Bad idea.
[ Kidman ]: http://carmensandiego.info/
[ Kidman ]: Here's one!
[ DericStorm ]: RPG = Rocket Propelled Grenade
[ Philo ]: (Once this game is over we're gong to have to consider how to move forward in that regard: are we going to keep the milityary fantasy up or are we gonna bring things back to CD Edutainment status quo?)
[ Kidman ]: (I like the Bond-esque-ness, personally)
[ Gunnar ]: (VILE and ACME need to go back to hating each other.)
[ Ivy ]: (I think this is more of a one-off mission.)
[ Ivy ]: Gunnar is right.
[ Nevon ]: I'm with Gunnar.
[ EarlJr ]: (I'd like things to go back to straightforward ACME vs VILE)
[ Gunnar ]: Heh
[ Kidman ]: (I think he means tone-wise)
[ Philo ]: (Yeah, It kinda raises my brow every time I hear talk about guns becauseeven at its grittiest, Carmen Sandiego has never had a gun in it.)
[ Kidman ]: I will always treasure our time together
[ Kidman ]: watches half of ACME writhe in agony over the idea
[ Carmen ]: (As Carmen, I won't be using firearms, either way.)
[ Chase ]: (I've never had Chase carry either. But it's great to write this out.)
[ DericStorm ]: (well, considering we're basing this in a realistic word, i don't think the firearms are going away)
[ DericStorm ]: (*world)
[ Philo ]: (Well, no but it's still better to think the main pacing can do without them. I had written it in my chiefs article that ACME's third chief had an aversion to use ov violence in all police work.)
[ Nevon ]: I like the guns, and I like the detective work without the guns too.
[ Nevon ]: Can they co-exist?
[ Ivy ]: (It's been established that field agents now can choose to carry a service pistol. The rifles probably won't come into play again.)
[ Philo ]: (They can co-exist.)
[ Chase ]: (Remember though that this has nothing to do with the main ACME Agency)
[ Philo ]: (I think we've been doing a fair job of it, actually.)
[ Chase ]: (It's a full-on Direct Attack special operation.)
[ Gunnar ]: (We have a lot of gun lover characters, though.)
[ Kidman ]: (Team Carmen isn't allowed to have guns, anyway)
[ Kidman ]: Master says.
[ DericStorm ]: rolls eyes
[ Carmen ]: (Yes, and against VILE, ACME won't use lethal forces.)
[ Carmen ]: (At least, thus was agreed.)
[ Chase ]: (Yeah, agreed.)
[ Kidman ]: Chase also agreed not to raid Antacrtica, so....
[ Ivy ]: That was before the tower.
[ EarlJr ]: When did he agree to that?
[ Ivy ]: And... when did Chase agree to that?
[ Chase ]: Yeah, circumstantial.
[ Chase ]: And I don't ever recall agreeing to that.
[ Chase ]: I only said "Maybe."
[ Kidman ]: Don't make me get my proof
[ Philo ]: [ DericStorm ]: I'm sorry, Kid, the court doesn't accept crayon
[ Chase ]: (We didn't use the C-5 to find VILE HQ)
[ Kidman ]: (To be honest, I always saw a raid on VILE impossible for that reason)
[ Gunnar ]: (C-5 is forgotten after this RP.)
[ Ivy ]: (Yeah, back to using planes.)
[ Chase ]: (We raided 4 smaller HQs and safehouses in the first wave of attacks, that led us to Antarctica... then we raided Antarctica in the second wave... and third wave was from 'misleading information' planted by VILE in Antarctica.)
[ Kidman ]: (Some great scenes take place on planes)
[ EarlJr ]: (Anyways, after this its back to ACME/VILE, with a few dangling subplots and sans a C-5.)
[ Kidman ]: I find it disturbing that you could find any of them
[ EarlJr ]: Not our fault you guys got sloppy.
[ DericStorm ]: not all of us are mindless sheep, depending ona "MAster" to think for us
[ Nevon ]: Yeah not all of us are mindless
[ Kidman ]: Hey, we've done pretty well without a leader
[ Kidman ]: I'd like to see ACME do the same
[ Gunnar ]: You had a leader.
[ Ivy ]: ACME has a set ranking system so that doesn't happen.
[ Gunnar ]: Vic.
[ Gunnar ]: You can't say that.
[ Philo ]: You gotta remember dat de road word of leader is 'lead' and lead is the material bullets are made outta...
[ Carmen ]: Vic is doing rather well.
[ Kidman ]: Vic leads, but he's not the leader.
[ Philo ]: So Carmen's not jus' gonna outward say she's deh leader...
[ Kidman ]: Joe and I went against the elder council without problem
[ Gunnar ]: Philo... Which team are you on?
[ Nevon ]: Elder council?
[ DericStorm ]: (I gtg. ttyl)
[ Kidman ]: Bye mate!
[Fallen Tree]: DericStorm has left at 4:01 am
[ EarlJr ]: Later Deric
[ Philo ]: I'm not on either team, really, I'm retired.
[ Kidman ]: (I have to go too....)
[ Carmen ]: Are you?
[ Philo ]: I soup up deh land vehicles...I'm good but not often as good as Carmen at it. So it's kinda pointless.
[ EarlJr ]: Bye Kidman
[ Philo ]: As long as I don't sabotage deh land vehicles on purpose, I'm still in deh clear.
[ Ivy ]: Bye Kidman.
[ Philo ]: I'm in a placewhere ACME can see me and know I won't make wit' deh landmark theft. VILE's in a place where they know I won't come after 'em.
[ Philo ]: ...Or even be in a good position to come after dem where they can't se me coming.
[ Philo ]: It's ideal.
[ Gunnar ]: Vi ses, Kid.
[ Philo ]: Bye Kid